Having a fraggin’ file system that needs de-fraggin’ all the time is fraggin’ lame, dude. Is that your favorite windows application, the de-fragger? Watching those red blocks get turned into green and yellow blocks? Fraggin’ hopeless.
Dear Dr.,
Please, help me. I have watched all of my grass grow. I have stared endlessly at my freshly painted walls, until the paint was dry. I even stood at my window for days on end, till the cows came home.
Now, I’m hooked on watching little red blocks move about on my Windows 3.1, AMD 486SLC25 personal computer with a 13” CRT computer screen. I can’t help myself, Doc, please, make those blocks turn Green or, blue, or even yellow...quickly...before I miss watching my toenails start to grow!
I haven’t defragged a hard drive this century. Way back when drives were slow it might be a little useful, but really it’s a hobby for hopeless tweekers desperate for every millisecond.