A food processors saves having to hand-cut and dice the tomatoes, green peppers, onions, halapenos, hot banana peppers, and cilantro. Nevertheless, it is a laborious task that no liberal could ever accomplish—too much work.
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You're right, though about using the food processor. I'll never forget the look on my husband's face (we were just dating then) the first time I made salsa using his recipe. He lived across town and I already had it finished when he got to my place. He expected to show up and help with the chopping. I just laughed and pointed at the food processor. He had never used one.