ROFLMSS!!!!!!
You're right, though about using the food processor. I'll never forget the look on my husband's face (we were just dating then) the first time I made salsa using his recipe. He lived across town and I already had it finished when he got to my place. He expected to show up and help with the chopping. I just laughed and pointed at the food processor. He had never used one.
“Nevertheless, it is a laborious task that no liberal could ever accomplish—too much work.”
“ROFLMSS!!!!!!”
Funny, I mentioned to my daughter that I hoped we didn’t have to sit up at night to protect our veges, from all those folks who presently can’t get involved with us low lifes who actually work with our hands in the dirt,
if terroists really go after our country one day.