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Minn. man admits driving drunk in his custom La-Z-Boy
Star Tribune ^ | October 22, 2009 | PAUL WALSH

Posted on 10/22/2009 1:03:06 PM PDT by kingattax

The operator of a La-Z-Boy chair converted into a motorized vehicle -- complete with a stereo and cup holders -- has admitted that he crashed the piece of furniture after leaving a bar in Proctor, Minn., extremely drunk.

Dennis LeRoy Anderson, 61, of Proctor, pleaded guilty Monday to hopping on the chair on the night of Aug. 31, 2008, after visiting the Keyboard Lounge, then crashing into a more traditional vehicle in the parking lot. Anderson's blood-alcohol content was 0.29 percent, more than three times the legal limit for driving in Minnesota.

Deputy Police Chief Troy Foucault said today that the chair is "quite decked out." Along with the stereo and cup holders, it is powered by a converted gasoline-powered lawnmower, a steering wheel, headlights and a power antenna.

Foucault estimated that the La-Z-Boy can top out at 15 to 20 miles per hour. A National Hot Rod Association sticker adorns the headrest.

The chair was impounded and will be sold at the next police auction.

"We have quite a few people calling about buying it," said Foucault, who half-seriously acknowledged that he's tempted to bid on it, except that "I have kids who would take it out and drive it on the street."


(Excerpt) Read more at startribune.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: holdmahbeer
you can't beat American ingenuity.
1 posted on 10/22/2009 1:03:07 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

The phrase “Get ‘er done” does come to mind.


2 posted on 10/22/2009 1:04:26 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: kingattax

What were the grounds for seizing it?


3 posted on 10/22/2009 1:04:46 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Lx
What were the grounds for seizing it?

They care?

4 posted on 10/22/2009 1:06:46 PM PDT by wastedyears (Clyde Shelton is my hero.)
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To: wastedyears

bttt


5 posted on 10/22/2009 1:08:01 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: kingattax

Hope he had the patent rights.


6 posted on 10/22/2009 1:08:08 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: kingattax

How much do they go for?


7 posted on 10/22/2009 1:12:47 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Not White House Approved)
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To: kingattax

now just try to convince me that Bsby Boomers have not contributed to society ;-)


8 posted on 10/22/2009 1:18:50 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: kingattax

Cheers & Chairs!!!


9 posted on 10/22/2009 1:19:53 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: kingattax

****you can’t beat American ingenuity***

Much like a Scootabout - wanna bet Medicare paid for it!!!!


10 posted on 10/22/2009 1:24:11 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: kingattax

Sounds like a candidate for a Bud Light “Real Men of Genius” ad.


11 posted on 10/22/2009 1:24:54 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: kingattax

Was he patronizing the Drunken Clam?


12 posted on 10/22/2009 1:43:22 PM PDT by mancini
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To: kingattax

Just like that guy with a motorized bar stool.


13 posted on 10/22/2009 1:46:56 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: JennysCool

You need this!! Ha!


14 posted on 10/22/2009 1:54:47 PM PDT by aw93472 (I got soul but I'm not a soldier.)
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To: aw93472

You bet!

(Love that tagline!)


15 posted on 10/22/2009 2:01:56 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: kingattax
People of WalMart in Related News:

DUI in a stolen motorized Wal-Mart shopping cart

Thursday, January 22, 2009 By MARSHA DORGAN Napa Valley Register Staff Writer

Marcos Urbano may have taken Wal-Mart’s customer service a little too far. Around 9 p.m. Tuesday, a Napa police officer southbound on Soscol Avenue, north of Lincoln Avenue spotted something unusual driving toward him in the northbound fast lane. As he approached the object, he discovered it was a motorized shopping cart for the disabled, worth $3,000 from Wal-Mart on Lincoln Avenue.

The officer stopped the driver — Urbano — who apparently had driven the cart from the store northbound on Soscol, police said.

Urbano, 24, of Napa, was arrested on suspicion of felony grand theft, driving under the influence and not possessing a valid drivers license. “It was a dangerous situation. The cart doesn’t have any lights and it was dark, and he was in the fast lane of the roadway,” Napa Police Sgt. Tom Pieper said. _________________

16 posted on 10/22/2009 2:23:25 PM PDT by Califreak (Obama's Purple Reign must be stopped!)
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