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To: null and void

An older man was sunbathing dans la nudité at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to guard against an uncomfortable sunburn, he placed his hat over his strategic parts.

A woman walks past, she snickers and says, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

1,618 posted on 04/14/2010 12:19:57 PM PDT by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)

To: Darlin'

Darlin'!!! {{{{{g-a-s-p!}}}}}

1,619 posted on 04/14/2010 12:22:49 PM PDT by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)

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