Posted on 10/20/2009 5:57:42 PM PDT by Mo1
Just got my new Driver License.
Those idjits at the DMV screwed up.
They put some old fart’s picture on my license.
Lol! Well at least they didn’t mistake you for Shrek. :)
Heads up, everybody!
Nully’s back on the road!
Be careful out there. :)
Grrrrrr. The DMV is filled with humorless bureaucrats!
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Noooooo! Don't do Lady Liberty. Slam that door. Now!
Hi Sharkey, so for the MIA status. My husband has a blood clot in his calf and it has been not very much fun. He’s almost an invalid. WE have to be at the hospital lab by 8am every morning then wait for the results, then they determine the level of anti-coagulant and on and on. He’s really suffering. The pain is not there while he lies on his back but the minute he has to get up - look out. Right now, I have to do everything. Bottom line - it’s been a full time job and still is. It’s a very slow process as they don’t want to bust the clot so that some piece goes loose. They want it to absorb. Sooooo, right now I have a lot of jobs, including running a law office. I’m thinking about you all the time believe me. I watch the news. I just don’t have hardly any computer time. Look forward to being in closer contact with y’all soon. Love CO
I hope the weekend weather is as beautiful for all of you as ours is expected to be. We are having a perfectly glorious spring day. :)
Oh, goodness CO, I’m so sorry to hear about your husband. How is he doing now? And, how are you handling everything by yourself? Prayers for you both.
He’s much better now Darlin’. These things seem to come “out of the blue” and they take you into a place you don’t want to be. Anyway, alls well that ends well. Thanks for the prayers. CO
Hope all of you had a beautiful and joyful Easter
Ran across this very clever video earler today. Truly, I LOL'd afterwards. Hope all of you enjoy it and that it makes you laugh, too.
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.
‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.
‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick s - - t out of all of you!’
St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’
‘Couple of minutes ago.’
Gotta luv cowboys.
Obama kicks the bucket and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he’s had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks.‘No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.’ Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’
‘No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.’ Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder; yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’
‘No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.’ Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
‘No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee..?’
‘Yes! Please, my Lord,’ Obama exclaims.
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: ‘Hey Mohammed— two coffees!’
Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably.
Been watching and listening to some great speeches at the SLRC in New Orleans this afternoon such as Governors Palin, Perry, Jindal and the fearless Andrew Breitbart.
I'm recording it for later.
Did you see Sarah with Michelle Bachmann? Two amazing women.
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