Posted on 10/20/2009 5:57:42 PM PDT by Mo1
Lol! We could stick a flashing light on your head and put you on the roof of a cop car. Or would you rather be the rotating clown head on an ice cream truck? So many options....:)
I want to be the rotating blue light on the top of a snow plow. If people get too close, I get to pop up and shoot them.
Making the spinning stop[ is an art I haven’t mastered yet.
Though I find that a good cup of coffee helps:
In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.
Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.
I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.
Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.
Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that’s me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don’t forget the salt, it’s important to the finished brew.
Or was that a good pot of death sludge that can be used for defensive purposes?
Marmots have rights too: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2463293/posts
*Gulp*
I think we just found your long lost evil twin, Darks!
BTW, your coffee recipe was a real eye-opener. I had no idea I could climb walls! :P
Oops, I forgot to warn you....my middle name is Sue. :P
Are you the one in that olod Johnny Cash song?
Not according to when I last checked, smartypants Gramps! :P
*rolls eyes*
Fanfan?
Long lost sister.
The coffee?
You put creamora in it, right?
That will keep you cranked for awhile.
Well, a couple years back during the 90’s, the state of (I think) Nevada pondered freedom of speech for moles.
Well, I think if animals are given the same rights as people, they should also share the same responsibilities.
Birds should need a license to fly and woodchucks should need a permit to chuck wood, right?
I’d like to see them attempt to enforce laws on cats.. to the cats.
“Do you understand what you are charged with?”
*Meow!*
Lawyer “Uhh. .what did he just say?”
derllak, you tried it?
How is the head spinning working out for you?
Fanfan?
Long lost sister.
Yep. :-)
So, now that we've acknowledged that, can I call you Bro?
Sure!
Just don’t say it too loudly, you know how some get when I enter the room.
All shivers, finger pointing and muttering.
I don’t know why.
You are vibrant.
Keep shining!
LOL!!! In what universe is this enforceable?
It’s the shadowy tendrils and the disembodied shrieks that follow me around, isn’t it.
Those follow you? I thought they were attached.
Honestly, I’m not certain if they are attached or not.
ALl I know is that they sometimes inject humorous statements in the midst of their shrieks and wails.
“Don’t try the chili, you’ll be sorry!”
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