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19 Things a Man Should Never Say
Esquire.com ^ | 10/20/09 | staff

Posted on 10/20/2009 9:23:45 AM PDT by GQuagmire

We would herewith like to place a ban on the following words, phrases, and expressions, for reasons of overuse, offensiveness, or just because. Plus: Profanity alternatives!

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/funny-slang-language-dictionary/banned-words-1109#ixzz0UUgXOwS2

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
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To: Augie
What kind of pussy wrote that stupid article? LOL

Some frackin c--- with his panties up his arse, natch

161 posted on 10/20/2009 8:05:57 PM PDT by JrsyJack (There's a little Jim Thompson in all of us)
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To: Eagle Eye
The F Word is fantastic in that it can be a verb, an adverb, and noun and pronoun.

It can also be strategically inserted in words to create more colorful phrases. For example, Q: Did you see the Phillies game last night? A: Yeah, that was unbef*&^inlievable!

162 posted on 10/20/2009 8:16:26 PM PDT by JrsyJack (There's a little Jim Thompson in all of us)
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To: GQuagmire

I don’t know why this boob has his panties in an Über-wad over a few words. If he had to spend a day where I work he’d probably pee his pants, especially after drinking all that expresso. But natch, I’m going to reach out and try to help the guy by suggesting that he get out into the world with us real folks and move out of his mommy’s basement. That’s not cool.

Bye bye!


163 posted on 10/20/2009 10:00:33 PM PDT by smokingfrog (No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: wilco200

What can you expect from a guy that looks like Niles Frasier?


164 posted on 10/21/2009 4:13:13 AM PDT by Eagle Eye (3%)
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To: Jo Nuvark

>>> “Men who do not swear are really, really sexy to me.”

I was a licensed driver myself before I ever ONCE heard one of my parents swear. I got my Dad mad at me - about what, I don’t recall - and he said something that included the word shit.

Now of course I was ashamed to have so distressed my father that he used a curse word, but I was inwardly gratified to at last refute the working theory that BOTH of my parents were pod people.

Holding in frustration for long enough to tamp down the natural urge to ejaculate a socially unacceptable yet situationally appropriate word isn’t good for anybody, and as proof I submit my own Mom. Bless her heart, I love her to death... but day-yum!

You never knew what you were walking into with her.


165 posted on 10/21/2009 6:33:46 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

[... You never knew what you were walking into with her...]

Are we related?

My Mother was manic-depressive and refused meds.
It was egg shells all the time. She loved to argue about
anything. Swore like a sailor, but had an elegant sense
of humor.


166 posted on 10/21/2009 9:35:07 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: FrPR

I’m trying to imagine what John Wayne would say about Esquire, “It’s less than worthless. Even the pages are too slick to use in the outhouse. I don’t need a magazine to tell me what’s what.”


167 posted on 10/21/2009 10:50:57 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: BubbaBasher
"Boobs??????"

Esquire is written by a cohort of homosexuals. Boobs make them uncomfortable.

168 posted on 10/21/2009 11:23:42 AM PDT by OldDeckHand (No Socialized Medicine, No Way, No How, No Time)
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To: elcid1970

I was referring to the lingerie counter scene in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9t_AIygiG8


169 posted on 10/21/2009 2:09:26 PM PDT by rwrcpa1 (Let freedom ring!)
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