Publicity is like oxygen to him! Without it he'll die! Or this time, he might *really* launch one of his kids into the ionosphere!
Think of the children!
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
No! That's exactly what he wants, to have his face on national tv. Don't give him any more publicity.
Publicity is like oxygen to him! Without it he'll die! Or this time, he might *really* launch one of his kids into the ionosphere!
Think of the children!
he’ll get his “court tv” reality show.