[Daffynition]

"Harvard should close and sell the campus as an ornate whore house. That's all it is now anyway."

Meh. Anyone ever associated with Boston college life would know the "tie-on-the-door knob" signal ... but now days, I understand they just use a condom. 8-D

[grey_whiskers]

Anyone ever associated with Boston college life would know the "tie-on-the-door knob" signal

When the dorm room's a-rockin, don't come a-knockin?

or

When the temporarily-assigned college-affiliated student housing sleeping quarters are presenting quasi-harmonic(*) motion, please refrain from striking the usually wooden, but sometimes likely to be metal or metal-and-wood, hinged entryway in a rhythmic, but such rhythm not necessarily in resonance with the harmonic motion of the room, fashion, in order to gain the attention of the occupants? /Harvard>

Cheers!

(*) or hormonic, actually.