[The Comedian]

Right. And we're supposed to trust this idiot organization with turning out our best and brightest? After Barry gets an obviously affirmative action PhD?

We've established they know nothing about law and now finance. What other Cracker Jack box degrees are they scamming tuition for?

Harvard should close and sell the campus as an ornate whore house. That's all it is now anyway.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Daffynition]

"Harvard should close and sell the campus as an ornate whore house. That's all it is now anyway."

Meh. Anyone ever associated with Boston college life would know the "tie-on-the-door knob" signal ... but now days, I understand they just use a condom. 8-D