Breaking news??? This is third or 4th posting into Breaking News that belongs in Humor or Vanity! Please allow Breaking News to be for important Breaking News for those of us who want a quick review of news.
Wow!! I really thought my Capital’s had a chance this year. Oh well.
Maybe next year!!!
Puck ‘em!
That’s not really a surprise - the man’s been skating his entire life.
There's a long drive... it's gonna be, I believe...OBAMA WINS THE PENNANT!! OBAMA WINS THE PENNANT! OBAMA WINS THE PENNANT! OBAMA WINS THE PENNANT! Barack Obama hits into the lower deck of the left-field stands! Obama win the pennant and they're goin' crazy, they're goin' crazy! HEEEY-OH!!!'' [ten-second pause for crowd noise]
This just in...Obama breaks both wrists trying to lift the Cup above his head.