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BREAKING-Apple renames products "OMac, OPhone & OPod"
Obama News Network | 10/9/09

Posted on 10/09/2009 10:18:33 AM PDT by Nomen Klatura

In a not-entirely-surprising move, Apple today announced the renaming of its key products, formerly the iMac computer, the iPhone smartphone, and the iPod portable music player, will henceforth be called the "OMac" the "OPhone" and the "OPod". Apple Board of Director Albert Gore, Jr., released a statement on recycled post-consumer paper, using organic soy ink, pointing out that a the name "GorePod" tested much better with key demographic groups than "OPod", and that he is worried about the amount of paper and electricity that will be consumed in rebranding these already successful products. When Apple pointed out the amount of money Gore made on Apple stock over the years, he immediately retracted his statement.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: apple; imac; iphone; obama; troll

1 posted on 10/09/2009 10:18:34 AM PDT by Nomen Klatura
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To: Nomen Klatura

O my God!


2 posted on 10/09/2009 10:20:15 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: Nomen Klatura

Boycott Apple.


3 posted on 10/09/2009 10:20:30 AM PDT by cblue55
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To: Nomen Klatura

OBummer


4 posted on 10/09/2009 10:20:57 AM PDT by seawolf101
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To: Nomen Klatura

O is the new i.


5 posted on 10/09/2009 10:22:05 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Isn't the Golden Mean the secret to something," I parried? "Yes," Blue replied. "Mediocrity.")
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To: NavyCanDo
O my God!

If Chissy Matthews said that, it would take on an entirely different meaning.

6 posted on 10/09/2009 10:22:50 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: NavyCanDo

oh noooooooooooooooooooo!


7 posted on 10/09/2009 10:22:54 AM PDT by JFC
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To: Nomen Klatura

O-NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


8 posted on 10/09/2009 10:23:55 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!")
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To: Nomen Klatura

How about, O’Sh#t?


9 posted on 10/09/2009 10:41:01 AM PDT by Levante
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To: Nomen Klatura

How about, O’Sh#t?


10 posted on 10/09/2009 10:41:21 AM PDT by Levante
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To: Nomen Klatura

I thought “ipod” “imac” etc was named after 0? “I”, “me”, “mine” are 0’s favorite words. I just assumed “ipod” was equivalent to 0pod.


11 posted on 10/09/2009 10:55:54 AM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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