Posted on 10/09/2009 10:07:15 AM PDT by elhombrelibre
A lathered up, muscle-bound, Barak Obama accepted next year's Mr. Universe with a vim and vigor saying only America haters like the Taliban, al Qaeda, and Rush Limbaugh do not appreciate what this award means to skinny kids all over the world. Obama pledged to use his winnings to take all the gold medals in the 2016 Rio Olympics. To get ready, Obama pledged to read carefully from the teleprompter using uplifting rhetoric bound to assure his win.
He’s here to pump YOU up!
Universe renamed Obamaverse!
He lightens your wallet while you look on in disbelief.
Coincidentally, he was ALSO named MISS UNIVERSE!
“He can juggle both girls and the dog, but doesn’t like
to show off so he does it when no one’s looking.”
MC Gibbs
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