[reagan_fanatic]

It’s also rumored that Obama will announce that he’s just invented a perpetual motion machine and a fountain of youth formula that has reportedly changed Helen Thomas from a mummified troll into Catherine Zeta Jones.

[chrisser]

a fountain of youth formula that has reportedly changed Helen Thomas from a mummified troll into Catherine Zeta Jones.

Now there's an Obama initiative I can support.

First one in nine months of office.