DAVE's $300 MILLION DIVORCE

nationalenquirer.com ^ | Oct. 8, 2009

[kingattax]

the Top 10 reasons why regina gets all letterman’s money are ...............

[CholeraJoe]

If I am trying to black mail you, why would I ask that the payment be made by check!

OTOH, $2 million in $100 bills measures 2 feet by 1 foot by 1 foot. In Euros, it would fit into a small backpack.

[canuck_conservative]

The World’s Most Dangerous Band

Wasn't that originally The Rolling Stones' motto?

[cicero2k]

This is a pay to shut me up lawsuit.

There’s no way CN or NY divorce laws would provide for a judgement near that amount.

[skikvt]

Ha! he’s gonna get soaked. He can always move into his secret bedroom above the Ed Sullvan theater..

[Scythian]

and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader.

Hmmm, better talk to the wifey about this one ...

[Scythian]

Palin’s guardian angel busy at work ...

[Charles Henrickson]

I never liked Letteman from the first day he came on the air. I have never found him funny.

I *used* to find his show to be *very* funny--much funnier than Leno. Back when he was on NBC, I watched the show a lot, and it was sharp and clever and witty. Even after he moved to CBS, it was still mostly funny for a number of years. The last five to ten years, increasingly less so, and thus I hardly ever watch at all now.

Letterman, Keillor, even Franken, who at one time was funny--the more political these people let their act become, the less funny they got.

[texmexis best]

I doubt that there is a divorce in the offing. Just won’t happen.

I also doubt that any of his staffers (no pun intended...(rimshot)) will sue him for sexual harassment.

I say he walks clean on this one.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I was always a sucker for pom poms back in high school.

[GOPJ]

When Letterman said "creepy" I knew it was more than extramarital affairs. "Creepy" by Hollywood standards ( these ARE the people who signed a petition to save poor old child rapists Polanski ) means really creepy. Cheerleaders aren't "there" yet...

[Orange1998]

Sounds like he got bad advice.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

HA!HA!....couldn’t happen to nicer Whack left liberal!

[Orange1998]

.000111 of your net worth or live in hell. I can only guess he wishes for a redo.

[b4its2late]

You’re right! REDO!!!!!

[freedomlover]

...and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader.

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[AngelesCrestHighway]

Damn it honey!....It was only sex!

[BigSkyFreeper]

If you look on Youtube for Stephanie Birkitt, there’s one recurring theme: She’s always dressed in a high school letterman jacket and skirt. She was the girl who handed out prizes of Late Show Band CD’s and “Explode-O-Pop” popcorn.

[b4its2late]

He should’ve married the 23 year old.......

[Gay State Conservative]

Oh,this is *BEAUTIFUL*! And,IIRC,New York,unlike many states,is *not* a “no fault divorce” state.Maybe we’ll soon see Dave selling pencils over there in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater.