TED KENNEDY: "I SLEPT WITH OVER A THOUSAND WOMEN!!"

National Enquirer ^ | Oct 7,2009 | National Enquirer

[Harley]

Ted Kennedy slept with more than a thousand women - and spent at least $10 million in hush money over the years to keep his skirt-chasing a secret!

The late senator made those sensational confessions in a chapter of his autobiography, but horrified family members and advisers cut them out.

Before he died of brain cancer at age 77 on Aug. 25, the womanizing politician also revealed that he planned to seduce Mary Jo Kopechne on the night she drowned, said a close source.

"While dictating his memoirs into a tape recorder, Ted decided to tell the whole truth about his life - including his love life. He said that his first lover was an Irish nanny. She was about 19, and Ted was only 13," the source divulged.

[a fool in paradise]

I don't know. In the movie Mayor Of The Sunset Strip, scenester Rodney Binginheimer got a lot of chicks by being in the company of the Beatles and other celebs. The girls may not have gotten to bed one of the Fab 4 but they got to bed someone who was WITH the Fab 4 that night.

[a fool in paradise]

Packwood was the one I was thinking of. And John Tower was the one I found in my google search. I was thinking 2 “words” like “hightower” but knew he was a Dem and not the name I had in mind (same era though).

[a fool in paradise]

Jim Hightower being a Democrat. John Tower being a Republican.

[dblshot]

The good news is that he's now been sober for three weeks.
Well only because it's hard in Arlington to pour whisky on his grave the way it should be. I'd hate to be arrested for indecent exposure in such a hallowed place.

[ExTxMarine]

[Most Americans already knew he meant to slip the old noodle to Mary Jo.]

She probably said, “No.” And THAT was her undoing!! I mean, come on, NO ONE would turn down a Kennedy.

[wardaddy]

a bit more than indulged me I confess..lol

10 million...he coulda got a lot of girls for that in some places

[digger48]

This is so disgusting. How much did the gross hog have to pay them, threaten them, or whatever to achieve this?

rape-rape, and when threats won't fix it, pay-pay

[fieldmarshaldj]

Follow up to your inquiry from yesterday...

[Dick Bachert]

Someone really ought to erect a statue on the Mall to Mary Jo for keeping this reprobate out of the White House. She really DID give her life for her country.

[The Shrew]

How much did the gross hog have to pay them, threaten them, or whatever to achieve this?

"Ted Kennedy slept with more than a thousand women - and spent at least $10 million in hush money over the years to keep his skirt-chasing a secret!"

Looks like an average of $10,000.00 a piece - err - so to speak.

I'm sure Gov. Spitzer is shocked.

Regards,

TS

[fso301]

TED KENNEDY: "I SLEPT WITH OVER A THOUSAND WOMEN!!"

And infected how many?

[duckman]

Hope they weren’t on the bottom.

[70th Division]

lets see at 30 seconds a piece LOL that would be 8.33 hours of serious lovin’

[GnuHere]

Ha ha - you said “erect”.

[BunnySlippers]

I doubt his story.

Did he sleep with any of them more than once? Was he cheating on his wife during this time?

[Dick Bachert]

Yes, Ted was cool before Viagra.

[cubreporter]

Seems all the men in that family had a reall problem. The Kennedy sisters seem to be the real heroes.

[Slings and Arrows]

Why not name a Venereal Disease bill after him?

Fixed your typo.

[GnuHere]

Teddorreah?
Kennediphilis?

[DirtyHarryY2K]

He’s now the patron saint of those FReepers who are always proclaiming that they’d “hit it”.

I agree. Ted would be proud of the way they behave!