Posted on 10/07/2009 1:36:27 PM PDT by Harley
Ted Kennedy slept with more than a thousand women - and spent at least $10 million in hush money over the years to keep his skirt-chasing a secret!
The late senator made those sensational confessions in a chapter of his autobiography, but horrified family members and advisers cut them out.
Before he died of brain cancer at age 77 on Aug. 25, the womanizing politician also revealed that he planned to seduce Mary Jo Kopechne on the night she drowned, said a close source.
"While dictating his memoirs into a tape recorder, Ted decided to tell the whole truth about his life - including his love life. He said that his first lover was an Irish nanny. She was about 19, and Ted was only 13," the source divulged.
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
Abrupt Immersion Driving Syndrome?
Nice! Ted - Ladies Man. Just don’t let him drive you anywhere.
What a country!
Grunting and farting and sweating as he drunkenly struggles to finish. What a pig.
While you're at it, why not also call him Bed Kennedy?
Clinton put the kibosh on workplace harassment complaints. I remember in the late 80s it was all the rage to hear about sexual relationships in the workplace NEVER being consensual. Then after the Lewinsky matter, not so much.
Wilt Chamberlin made him look like a piker.
Ted, at least I was a good time with my women.....all you were to them was a meal ticket or a rapist.
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I’ll see if the Vatican can put you in for sainthood too.
He did admit he “panicked” and the coroner’s report confirmed she was alive inside the car, so whatever damage was going to occur already would have. But the Democrats will never allow any truth to permeate the Camelot myth. They just put a new “knight” in the castle and they’ll keep his filth-encrusted story polished and gleaming.
Oh, well I’m the type of guy who would never settle down
Where pretty girls are, well you know that I’m around
I kiss ‘em and I love ‘em ‘cause to me they’re all the same
I get so gosh darned hammerd I don’t even know their names
‘Cause I’m a philanderer, yes a philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around
Well my views are on the left, got a bimbo on the right
Only God will know where I’ll be passing out tonight
And if you want to ask me which girl I love the best
I’ll tear open my shirt, got mother Rosie on my chest
‘Cause I’m a philanderer, yes a philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around
Oh yeah, I’m the type of guy, he likes to roam around
I’m never in one place, I wake from town to town
But when I find myself falling for some girl
I walk right in that car of mine and I take her for a whirl
Because I’m a Kennedy, yes I’m a Kennedy
The car skids round and round and round and round and round
When I was 18 and hit the 500 mark, I stopped keeping score.
And now he sleeps with worms, about 40-some years too late for Mary Jo.
raised Catholic. No saint here.
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