Taking the pill for last 40 years 'has put women off masculine men' (new study...no evidence yet)

The Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | October 7, 2009 | David Derbyshire

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already working on it. my stylist already knows that its all coming back and he’s keeping it looking nice while it grows.

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Please define, “Girly-men.”

“the idyllic male as soft, sensitive, passive and moody, groomed and perfumed, toned and tanned, elegantly dressed, and a lover of all things Hip and Urban.”

in other words, me.

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How do you feel about diesel-truck driving, gun-toting, steak-loving, power-tool-appreciating, Lady-worshipping, conservative male stoats?

ya know, us metros can appreciate all that stuff too. we just look prettier doing it.
and i even kill my own steaks :)

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“I tried to steer clear of this fagotty thread but you just had to drag me in didn’t you.”

Got sucked into it, eh?

ack! forget the keyboard.. you owe me a beer!!

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hrm.. bears some vague resemblance to me

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“””I would never, ever toss him out of bed for eating crackers”””””

Of course not.
Thats because he’s the man, he paid for that bed, and he’ll eat all the mo****fu***** crackers he wants to.

:^P

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Men who like to cook?

I cooked last weekend for four days straight on a grill at the campground at the Myrtle Beach Motorcycle Rally. Cooking is common sense. I cook because I'm hungry and I don't want some woman saying "oh look at the poor little stupid man, he needs a woman so he won't starve".

Long hair?

Thats relative. Steven Segal has long hair. Some of the Outlaw bikers I know sport a ponytail.

Know how to use a sewing machine?

Again, the poor little stupid man thing. I got my sewing machine from a guy that makes hunting vests in his spare time and sells them at the flea market. Damn good shooting vests.... handmade. My wife wanted to learn how to use it but its too complicated for her so I just fix anything she needs fixin.

I think Jersey meant fags. Queers. Men with soft skin. Men that have never cranked a chainsaw. Men that are afraid of bugs. Men that don't need a shower at the end of the day but take one anyway just to moisterize and smell good. Men who know what color mauve is. Men who think guns are too loud and dangerous. Men who actually enjoyed the movie Hope Floats. Men who..... (God have mercy on their souls)....... eat tofu.

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>>>my stylist<<<<

Your what?

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>>>>you owe me a beer!!<<<<<

Hey Tench, you don’t need to BUY Zer0 a beer. Just find yourself a cow pattie and run it through a coffee maker, throw in some tree bark, give it a fancy name that nobody can pronounce and tell him you paid thirty dollars for it. He’ll love it.

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i had some tofu monday. what’s wrong with tofu?

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stylist, the guy that owns the salon where i get my hair done.

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i had some tofu monday.

One word: Why?

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actually that was a fairly normal one, either harp or red stripe. i was sitting home at my computer finishing up whatever was in the fridge that people had left from the weekend.

we did have a couple really nice ones over the weekend, but those went first.

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Here's your proof...

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Hey I saw on one of those poparazzi shows where Tila Tequila and Magan McCain were spotted going out to a nightclub together.

Boy I’d like to be the banana in that monkey sandwich.

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i took the young chick out for sushi, and the soup that came with lunch had some tofu in it.

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oh yeah.. but consider: you’d never set foot into a nightclub that they’d be likely to attend, whereas i’d be right at home. :)

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Nah, thats money.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I think Jersey meant fags. Queers. Men with soft skin. Men that have never cranked a chainsaw. Men that are afraid of bugs. Men that don't need a shower at the end of the day but take one anyway just to moisterize and smell good. Men who know what color mauve is. Men who think guns are too loud and dangerous. Men who actually enjoyed the movie Hope Floats. Men who..... (God have mercy on their souls)....... eat tofu."

REAL MEN DO NOT EAT TOFU. NOT EVEN AT GUN POINT.

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nothing wrong with tofu.