2. The ability to use my tone of voice, inflection, etc. to be able to talk *over* Bill O'Reilly, Keith Olbermann, etc.
3. Selected instantaneous telepathy at hyperspeed, to be able to mind-read answers on the spot from Ann Coulter, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh (but NOT Hannity, too slow), and a couple of dozen FReepers in real time.
I'd have Obama impeached and Palin / Tancredo in the White House before you could say "Jim Thompson".
There, top *that*.
Cheers!
Easy to top.
Superpower would be unlimited power to do what I intended including the identification of this superpower.