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To: socialismislost
1. Invulnerability to the race card.

2. The ability to use my tone of voice, inflection, etc. to be able to talk *over* Bill O'Reilly, Keith Olbermann, etc.

3. Selected instantaneous telepathy at hyperspeed, to be able to mind-read answers on the spot from Ann Coulter, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh (but NOT Hannity, too slow), and a couple of dozen FReepers in real time.

I'd have Obama impeached and Palin / Tancredo in the White House before you could say "Jim Thompson".

There, top *that*.

Cheers!

83 posted on 10/01/2009 7:04:29 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Easy to top.

Superpower would be unlimited power to do what I intended including the identification of this superpower.


84 posted on 10/01/2009 7:10:14 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought (I saved 10,000 jobs today.)
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