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Going 'Ballistic' on the Decade's Worst Movies
Yahoo ^ | 9/29/2009 | Jonathan Crow

Posted on 09/29/2009 8:39:18 PM PDT by Saije

Movie critics are, by definition, folks with strong opinions about movies. But opinions are personal and subjective, so usually critical response to any movie is split between the positive and the negative. Still, there are a few extraordinary films every year that unite reviewers. When they all uniformly praise a movie, it's probably close to a masterpiece. When they all hate a flick, it probably stinks worse than week-old Limburger.

RottenTomatoes.com, which aggregates the opinions of over 100 professional movie critics and distills them down to a single numeric "freshness" rating, has compiled the "Worst of the Worst," a list of the absolute dredges of cinema over the past decade. By looking at the movies with the highest percentages of negative reviews, they have ranked the 100 worst-reviewed films of the last ten years. The list encompasses a whole range of critically-reviled movies, from the John Travolta sci-fi fiasco "Battlefield Earth" in 2000 to Sandra Bullock's unfunny stalker comedy "All About Steve," which opened just a few weeks ago.

Looking over the list, there are plenty of memorably terrible flicks listed: Mariah Carey's first (and hopefully last) leading role in "Glitter," Madonna's most recent (and hopefully last) star turn "Swept Away," three "Larry the Cable Guy" movies, and Eddie Murphy's "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," which ranks as one of the all-time biggest box-office bombs.

Here's the bottom ten from RottenTomatoes's "Worst of the Worst": Fame 10. Witless Protection (2008) 9. Redline (2007) 8. 3 Strikes (2000) 7. Strange Wilderness (2008) 6. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 5. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004) 4. King's Ransom (2005) 3. Pinocchio (2002) 2. One Missed Call (2008) 1. Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002)

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KEYWORDS: bad; movies; rottentomatoes
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I haven't seen any of these bottom 10 and only a few of the worst 100 in all so I guess I've saved myself a lot of time and money.
1 posted on 09/29/2009 8:39:18 PM PDT by Saije
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To: Saije

I did see Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever. I was just underwhelmed by it. I don’t remember it being particularly awful, just forgettable.


2 posted on 09/29/2009 8:41:00 PM PDT by Galactic Overlord-In-Chief (Our Joe Wilson can take the Dems' Joe Wilson any day of the week)
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To: Saije

My personal “worst” list:

6. What Women Want
5. Canadian Bacon
4. Jingle All The Way
3. Eyes Wide Shut
2. The Guru
1. The Interpreter


3 posted on 09/29/2009 8:43:24 PM PDT by xjcsa (And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
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To: Saije

I didn’t see any of the films listed, and haven’t heard of most of them although I’m a movie buff.


4 posted on 09/29/2009 8:43:26 PM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
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To: xjcsa

Dumd and Dumber is on my list.Any thing Borat also.


5 posted on 09/29/2009 8:46:15 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin
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To: Saije

They can say whatever they want about Sandra Bullock’s movies, she looks far better than 98% of the women in Hollyweird.


6 posted on 09/29/2009 8:46:40 PM PDT by wastedyears (The best aid we could ever give Africa would be thousands of rifles to throw out their own dictators)
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To: Saije
Oh, there are much worse films than what are on the author's list. I guess the author never saw Manos: The Hands of Fate.
7 posted on 09/29/2009 8:48:12 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: BlueStateBlues

That makes two of us. I have seen the Larry the Cable Guy movies but the rest of them, well, I’ve never heard of any of them. I do think this list is defective though because none of Michael Moore’s movies are listed.


8 posted on 09/29/2009 8:50:51 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I don't remember Americans being called "racists" when we fought against Hillarycare.)
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To: Army Air Corps
Oh, there are much worse films than what are on the author's list. I guess the author never saw Manos: The Hands of Fate

Well, it's the worst of the last decade. Not all-time. : )

9 posted on 09/29/2009 8:54:08 PM PDT by TheBigB (I'd rather have a third Bush term than a second Carter term.)
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To: Saije
The worst movie I can think of is Battlefield Earth. Hard to believe Travolta would make such a film, but then again, L. Ron Hubbard wrote the book, so there ya go!
10 posted on 09/29/2009 8:55:25 PM PDT by boatbums (Not everything faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed unless it is faced.)
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To: Saije

If you count completely inconsequential family movies, nothing is as painful to watch as “Yours Mine and Ours” with Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo, and a bunch of kid actors from Nickelodeon.


11 posted on 09/29/2009 8:56:42 PM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: Saije

Quite a few years ago a friend had a large collection of movies on tape. We were staying at a mountain resort and at times had a lot of downtime. I watched a lot of them but there is one I remember because I figured it just might be the worst movie ever made.

“Surf Nazis must die” At least they didn’t spend a lot of money making it.


12 posted on 09/29/2009 8:56:49 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: wastedyears; BlueStateBlues

dittos to you both.


13 posted on 09/29/2009 8:56:55 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla (He said red, yellow, black or white, All are equal in his sight, Mmm, mmm, mm!, Barack Hussein Obama)
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To: TheBigB

Ah, the worst of the last decade. Hmmmm, so many of them sucked that I find it difficult to narrow the list to ten.


14 posted on 09/29/2009 8:57:02 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Saije

Didn’t see any but Meet the Spartans, which earned its ranking. Had about three funny ideas and might have made a decent SNL skit.


15 posted on 09/29/2009 8:58:01 PM PDT by Sherman Logan ("The price of freedom is the toleration of imperfections." Thomas Sowell)
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To: Saije
... the John Travolta sci-fi fiasco "Battlefield Earth" in 2000 ...

I have made it my habit to run out and see the most reviled movies, and I couldn't miss this one. I firmly declare that it was "not that bad". Sure, a little quirky, but I think it kind of worked. Also, it used this kind of wavy looking special effect very convincingly. It was used on the exhaust of these rocket cars they had, and it made the blast seem very powerful. I've never really seen this equalled. Much better, all in all, than the abysmal MISSION TO MARS, say I.

... and Eddie Murphy's "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," which ranks as one of the all-time biggest box-office bombs.

Ran out and saw this one too. Nothing great to be sure, but it was "different", and I always savor this in a movie. Sort of sweet in a way.

They don't mention BASE-KET BALL or FREDDIE GOT FINGERED. Now those were bad movies! ... loved 'em both.

16 posted on 09/29/2009 8:59:35 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: FlingWingFlyer

A recent one I did like was Inglorius Basterds. Tarentino makes some good time-fillers.

As for worst, nah, I don’t want to spoil anyone’s enjoyment of finding out for yourself.


17 posted on 09/29/2009 9:00:33 PM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
Dumd and Dumber is on my list.Any thing Borat also.

I love Dumb and Dumber. There's only been one Borat film; I found it hilarious but very wrong.

18 posted on 09/29/2009 9:05:02 PM PDT by xjcsa (And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
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To: karnage
Looking over the list, there are plenty of memorably terrible flicks listed: Mariah Carey's first (and hopefully last) leading role in "Glitter," Madonna's most recent (and hopefully last) star turn "Swept Away," three "Larry the Cable Guy" movies

(( ping ))

19 posted on 09/29/2009 9:08:59 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: dr_lew

I enjoy good films, but I also have a weakness for B-grade flicks. Especially B-grade sci-fi and horror movies.


20 posted on 09/29/2009 9:09:16 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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