Zero loves the little children
All the children in our schools
Red and yellow, black and white
Future voters in his sight
Zero loves the little children in our schools
"OK, now everybody, let's sing it together, on the count of three." "Alright! I like dat!" "One, two, three . . ."
MMM, MMM, MM! BARACK OBAMASSIAH
Tune: "Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama" (at 0:33)
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said our children we must raise
To trust his name and sing his praise
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said he wants to spread the wealth
And now he wants to run our health
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said we hate him 'cause he's black
His Marxist plans we thus attack
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said we got all wee-weed up
Do not disturb, do not disrupt!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
No!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
"OK, now let's do the song, everybody together. One, two, three . . ."
ALL HAIL, GLORIOUS EMPEROR
Tune: "Hello, Mr. President" (at 1:26)
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we come to worship you!
Our school has now become your church, and every desk a pew
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we really think you're great!
Our teachers fill our skulls of mush, it's called "Indoctrinate"
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we praise your holy name!
Our teachers make us wash our hands, and then they wash our brain
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we lift our hands in praise!
Our teachers hope you'll follow through and give them all a raise
So we praise you, Glorious Emperor, there's nothing more to say . . .
If we don't sing this crummy song, they won't give us an "A"!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!