Posted on 09/25/2009 8:37:50 AM PDT by Chet 99
n a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry, a local man had to be hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size, authorities report.
The incident, first reported by the Daily Pilot, began with the man’s ill-conceived attempt to enlarge his penis and ended Tuesday in a Newport Beach hospital room, where rescuers sawed the ring away and spared the man’s member.
Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment. “This was a patient that was obviously having some other issues,” Jones said.
The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.
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Kill joy!!!
I'm guessing here... but it may either be the hole in the middle of a free weight, or it is the ring that locks the free weight onto the bar.
-PJ
My brother, when he was about 10, would sneak around with his friends, and window peek.
People drunk, fighting, the usual domestic stuff.
There was a local bait shop, the owner was a switch hitter, married, but he did like guys as well. Also, according to my brother, he was “fish lover.”
He kept a large tank full of chubs and other bait fish for sale. ONE TANK HELD LARGE TRAINED CARP.
According to my brother, he wood strip naked, put dough ball on his “member”, and GO FISHING! lol
One winter a large storm caused severe power outages. The highly trained carp froze to death!
? Had to google.
bolony
"I said, call Dr. House; not This Old House!"
“....caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size,....”
Looks like he got his male enhancement!
-PJ
I have to tell you. That video made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Thanks!
yeah but the skin permently stretched and it looks like a floopy deflated circus ballon..
Another example of the kind of dirtbags and morons our poor policemen and EMTs have to endure.
This guy deserved to lose his penis....fortunate for him, such did not occur. A psych eval would be prudent for this individual.
I think afterwards he expected to do the snatch...
The alternative is to put an air hose up one’s bum and turn it to 120 psi. Should increase penis size.
To tell you the truth, I was once charged with rape, but when the judge viewed the evidence it was driopped to assault with a dead weapon.
My compliments.
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