~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

[Lucky9teen]

Our President, Mr. Obama,
Governs with cool, never drama.
His sweet words can thrill,
But his policies kill.
Fine language won’t hide bloody trauma.


NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY

There once was a guy named Barack
Who loved to hear himself talk
He bought all the banks
Then wanted our thanks
Though he put all our children in hock



A mandate the Dems thought he’d get
More liberal than center, you bet
But we never knew
How badly He’d do
While piling up trillions in debt



Our president knows how to parse
Golden words into nebulous farce
But he makes the crowds swoon
And sing along with his tune
‘Cuz the media kisses his arse.



He promised us change and we got it
Though not quite the way that we thought it
To his left he owes debt
To his right, deep regret
And our kids will be broke cause we bought it.

[LongElegantLegs]

I was on the insomniac’s thread
Till I started to feel it in my head
So I took a brief nap
With the dog on my lap
Now I ‘m up for the Friday Silliness Thread.

[OB1kNOb]

Obama got in because He is “cool”
Promising HOPE and CHANGE for his rule
Now he panders to all
Doesn’t see His own gall
In the end we’ll all be eating gruel!

[ShadowAce]

The case was continually won
By Obama; Orly’s case was undone
By the judge who, while handing
The verdict was “No Standing”
Orly lost three tries to none.

[Rightly Biased]

I am sure its already been typed but....

There once was a man from Nantuckett

Never mind

[ShadowAce]

Don’t you think it would really be best
To have to pass an intelligence test
To be allowed to vote?
It’s an idea, we note,
That by some conservatives has been pressed.

Democrats think it would be a sin –
One for which they would never buy in.
They think there just might be
A dumb majority
And dumb voters means Democrats win.

[ExGeeEye]

I beg to fix your last line:

A gay guy who came from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

[Pan_Yan]

Good effort, ties in nicely, dog reference . . .

8.5

Well done.

[Squidpup]

[Pan_Yan]

Rahmmy was dancing in tights
‘til the splits started giving him frights.
So he got a new gig
feeding peeled grapes and figs
to a red Kenyan narcissist prig.

[X. OTerica]

There once was a young man - quite bright -
Who could travel much faster than light.
He departed one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night!

[Pan_Yan]

He offered to give us our fill
of puppies and rainbows and swill.
He passed out some dreams
of cookies and creme
and then handed me the &@%*ing bill.

[Pan_Yan]

There once was a house full of nuts
who worked for a Chicago putz.
With ballots galore
and money for whores
it’s one place that hasn’t made cuts.

[Sparko]

Nice twist at the end~!

Doesn’t Randy Newman’s song “He Gives Us All His Love” fit nicely with Zero in reference to those children’s songs?

He gives us all his love
He’s smiling down on us
From up above
And he’s giving us all his love

He knows how hard we’re trying
He hears the babies crying
He sees the old folks dying
And he gives us all his love

Now if you need someone to talk to
You can always talk to him
And if you need someone to lean on
You can lean on him

He give us all his love
He gives us all his love
He’s smiling down on us
From up above
And he’s giving us all his love
He’s smiling down on us
From up above
He gives us all his love

[Pan_Yan]

You have just crossed the line from silly to creepy.

[FreedomHammer]

There once was a nation of freedom
Who’s forefathers wisely did seed ‘em
With insight galore
And liberties more
But the government now doesn’t heed ‘em

[sunny48]

Everyday I look at the headlines and it sure gets depressing. Thanks Lucky for having this thread.

[FreedomHammer]

The tax man your money will take
He's not gonna give you a break
And if you complain
On you sits the blame
You apathetic citizen fake

[sunny48]

Lifesavers

The children began to identify the flavor by their color:
Red…………………..Cherry
Yellow……………..Lemon
Green……………….Lime
Orange……………Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
Not one of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue.
It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled ,
‘Oh my God! They’re a$$-holes!’

The teacher had to leave the room!

[clove]

With all this great creativity maybe we should see if the NEA has an opening......NOT!

[sunny48]

“The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. Visibly shaken, he put his head in his hands and rocked from side to side for a moment. Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazillion?”
It’s not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of a billion or trillion, either.”

What’s a Barry-supporter’s kid get for Christmas?
Your kid’s bike.

What’s a Barry-supporter get every two weeks?
Your paycheck.

What is the difference between a Bush joke and an Obama Joke?
With a Bush joke, the joke is on him.
With an Obama joke, the joke is on US!