~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

[Lucky9teen]

Our President, Mr. Obama,
Governs with cool, never drama.
His sweet words can thrill,
But his policies kill.
Fine language won’t hide bloody trauma.


NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY

There once was a guy named Barack
Who loved to hear himself talk
He bought all the banks
Then wanted our thanks
Though he put all our children in hock



A mandate the Dems thought he’d get
More liberal than center, you bet
But we never knew
How badly He’d do
While piling up trillions in debt



Our president knows how to parse
Golden words into nebulous farce
But he makes the crowds swoon
And sing along with his tune
‘Cuz the media kisses his arse.



He promised us change and we got it
Though not quite the way that we thought it
To his left he owes debt
To his right, deep regret
And our kids will be broke cause we bought it.

[llevrok]

There was a man named Sweeny
Who spilt some gin on his weenie
Not thought to be uncouth
He spilt some vermouth
and later slipped his wife a martini

[Godzilla]

[MeekMom]

re:53
Right on Nateman.

Scary shi*!

[princess leah]

THere once was a man named Obama,
Who was always in front of the camera,

All kidding aside,
What’s this fool tryin to hide,

His lies or Acorn’s illegal drama?

[dangus]

“Oh, yes we can can Cannes can-can” — French censor.

[dangus]

Not health care seizure, sieze ure health care!