Posted on 09/22/2009 4:47:52 AM PDT by strider44
Given the stereotype that women are never in the mood....
Guess they never met my girlfriend.....
‘Afternoon Delight’ isn’t just a song from the seventies...
“Oh! Well, that explains the sampling errors, lack of experimental controls, failure to state an initial hypothesis, neglect to separate or normalize for interdependent variables, poor statistical analysis of the results, and an inability to state how their conclusion logically derives from the data. Duh, girls can’t do science!”
You are so behind the times. Don’t you know that the best science is found in Time and Newsweek Magazines?
The question isn't whether or not they have anything to do with one another. The question is whether or not the young ladies believe they have something to do with one another.
Single Freeper ladies, listen up! Sex - especially with thirty-year-old Jewish computer programmers - has a huge number of health benefits for women!
I dunno, my wife must have an awful lot of migraines.....
Yeah no kidding. Maybe the girls in the sample were insufficiently self-aware enough to put down something as simple and basic as, “Because I get horny, and sex with an attractive guy is usually more satisfying than something that takes batteries.”
Of course, if girls were to admit they get lusty, they’d be giving up the game. But, I mean, come on, who are they kidding?
I like that one about “moving objects with your mind” - never thought of it that way :). Personally, I think this is a lot of bunk. Women have sex for the same reasons as men - it feels good.
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It’s been said, “Women need a reason - men need a place.”
There’s a principle in cognitive psychology called “Morgan’s Canon”. It’s basically Occam’s Razor as applied to psych. One of the things it states is that, in reasonably similar test subjects, if you observe them exhibiting the same behavior it’s usually because they’re performing the same cognitive tasks. In other words, an undergrad goes to the dorm cafeteria for the same reason a rat goes to a food trough: they’re both hungry.
Morgan’s Canon has an old joke associated with it: “Morgan’s Canon is usually pointed backwards.” Basically, it means that you learn more about the rat by interviewing the undergrad, than you learn about the undergrad by studying the rat.
My old boss had a term for that...."Mercy F*ck"
No kiddin'! Man, when mine was still here on earth (God rest his soul) I was always all over him like a bad habit. I was one lucky broad! : )
I knew it couldn’t have been married, adult women giving the answers. Some of their answers would have been:
1. Tired of him begging.
2. It’s the second Saturday after the full moon in the fourth month since the last time and he’s starting to get grumpy.
3. There’s a special occasion so it’s expected.
4. She wants something.
Men have sex because they want/need the physical contact.
Women have sex because they want/need emotional support.
Didn’t #5 & #9 cover that?
How about having an orgasm? That’s a novel assumption..
I think that was thought up by teenage boys.
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