[Neverforget01]

I am pretty much speechless!

[Doogle]

*beep beep beep*...when she goes to sit down

[albie]

Is that “50 cent” and “left eye Lopez”?

[GI Joe Fan]

Why is she always trying to look like a hybrid of Grace Jones and the late great James Brown?

Does she have a feminine bone in her body, or what?

[purpleporter]

Nothing but class from the first lady eh?

[KosmicKitty]

“Take my wife, please!”

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Whenever I see them together I get this strange feeling that theirs is a marriage of convenience...arranged by Obama’s handlers for appearances only.

[Bassfire]

waiting on the gender test....both of them

[andy58-in-nh]

Anti-American Idol.

[wilco200]

“Abracadabra, I have made the belt disappear”

[Roses0508]

Classic dress, but not that flattering on her. In my skinny days, I loved them. Realistically, they tend to emphasize heavy thighs and bottoms, so not the most flattering choice.

Which is probably why she wears those big skirts. Still don’t understand the two sizes too small sweaters and boob belts.

If she’d dress in the traditional first lady style - suits, etc. she could disguise her worst figure faults.

[fullchroma]

Oh come on. She’s lovely. He’s handsome. Their looks are not the problem.

That stage set, however! Where are they, a Star Trek convention?

[trisham]

It appears to me that her profile was altered in this photo:

[CAluvdubya]

She makes him look smaller than ususal (and that’s saying a lot as well all kmow how small and petty he is)

[Neverforget01]

ping!

[Political Junkie Too]

Enough with the halo shots, okay?

-PJ

[Irisshlass]

Something is not right...this woman keeps getting her hair cut shorter and shorter...sign of trouble there.

[BraveMan]

Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
 
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

[Irisshlass]

What is with that picture in the background. The world is red? This grid encroaching on the US?

[eggman]

Some women just have that beautiful hourglass figure. Michelle looks more like a bowling pin.

[Lucky9teen]

Barack: "And this ladies and gentlemen, is what a black racist anti-american, anti-capitalist, unfashionable he-woman looks like."