Posted on 09/16/2009 10:16:02 AM PDT by GQuagmire
The sold-out Liberty Hotel, where two monkeys appearing in the film “The Zookeeper” are staying, has been evacuated because of elevated levels of carbon monoxide, said a Boston Fire Department spokesman.
(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...
Is that monkey wearing a diaper?
Junkie and monkey.
Democrats having a convention???
Looks that way. My Dad had a pet monkey in the 50’s and he said it was the worst two weeks of his life....
Lawd. Someone needs a haircut and a bath.....and it ain’t the monkey.
Here we come, walkin’
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev’ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.
...I volunteer to put up Davey Jones for a few days.
"You turned off what switch and pulled which plug?"
Yet another sign that our Senatorial campaign *is* in full swing.
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This sounds like a plot from “Suite Life of Zach and Cody”...
Assuming you're female I regret to inform you 1)he's about 5' 2" and 2)he wouldn't be interested in you (if ya catch my drift).
“...Assuming you’re female I regret to inform you 1)he’s about 5’ 2” and 2)he wouldn’t be interested in you (if ya catch my drift)”
Hey, I was just channeling my 12 year old self in that remark - lol!
Davey Jones is a Friend of Dorothy? I always suspected Mickey Dolenz, but he was straight enough to spawn a rather hot daughter.
Variation on an old joke:
Guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.
Barkeep: Where'd you get that thing?
Monkey: Over in Europe, the woods are full of them.
Looks like a younger John Melendez of Howard Stern/Leno fame.
When I was in my teens a local pet shop had a cool looking monkey for sale.I begged my parents to let me have him/her but they *refused*.Probably a wise decision on their part given what I've since learned about a monkey's inclination to combine toileting with expressions of displeasure.
That was one of many transgressions the monkey performed....
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey
(Haven’t you always wanted a monkey)
—Barenaked Ladies
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