Mark
Posted on 09/14/2009 3:48:38 PM PDT by Graybeard58
You gotta see this.
Click the link please.
Senator and Mrs. John Blutarsky.
If you like that, you’ll love this.
Christopher Walken on SNL answering questions of a CENSUS TAKER.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtuPvwBa2U
There is no crying in baseball!
The two utes.
True, but I've always liked this one: Daniel Simpson Day. Whereabouts unknown.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Mark
Good one!
Douglas Neidermayer: Killed by his own troops in Vietnam.
The next time it's posted, don't click on it.
Sorta like you could have done this time.
Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if’n I freeze I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’m gonna be in motion. Y’see...
The title didn’t give a clue....on purpose, no doubt.
From History of the World Part 1 (set in Roman Times) and i paraphrase:
Unemployment Officer (Bea Arthur): Occupation?
Comicus (Mel Brooks): I’m a standup philosopher....(other stuff)
Unemployment Officer: Oh, you’re a bullshit artist?
Comicus: [offended look]
Unemployment Officer: Did you bullshit this week?
Comicus: No.
Unemployment Officer: Did you TRY to bullshit this week?
Comicus: Yes! (with smirk)
Before him in line there was this guy:
Unemployment Officer: Occupation?
Man: Gladiator!
Unemployment Officer: Did you kill someone this week?
Man: No.
Unemployment Officer: Did you TRY to kill someone this week?
Man: Yes.
Unemployment Officer: OK, this is your last week. Either you kill someone this week or we’re gonna have to change your status.
These still get me after all these years!!!
You...are part eggplant. - Dennis Hopper, True Romance.
I have to go with Plan 9 From Outer Space. It is so chock full of unintentionally funny lines that you have to watch the screen intently, to make sure you don’t miss them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRq80QNnJM
Stripes:
“See, if we were in Germany, I’d have to make your bunk. But we’re in Italy, so you have to make mine. It’s regulations.”
The title was taken directly from you tube.
Bob Hope is listed as the author. That didn't give you a clue?
Ghostbusters:
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it’s true.......This man has no dick.
lol — that one was classic too
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