[TheOldLady]

At the link, a rich mine of not pings?

MORE METRO

* Real-life Garfield is the cat who got the pasta
* Giant boobs advert turns heads (too hot to link from here)
* Family shocked after restaurant bill's 'littell f***er' slur
* Giant parrot attacks policeman
* Is this the ugliest mugshot in the world? (Already a FR thread -- as you know)

[I Buried My Guns]

I've never read the Metro before. You are correct, it IS a goldmine.

Not only the lasagna-eating cat, but the man with half a head, too.

[Slings and Arrows]

You ain’t kiddin’. Thanks!