Premiers Thursday, September 17 @ 8PM EDT/PDT on SeeBS
20 new contestants will compete for the $1 million prize on the islands of Samoa
Who will be the sole Survivor?
Posted on 09/09/2009 6:47:07 PM PDT by JillValentine
Premiers Thursday, September 17 @ 8PM EDT/PDT on SeeBS
20 new contestants will compete for the $1 million prize on the islands of Samoa
Who will be the sole Survivor?
I just had to get in here to say I LOVE RUSSEL THE OILMAN!!!!!!!!!!
I hope he stays around for a while to keep the show interesting.
OK... I know you have all been dying to hear LG’s breakdown of the contestants, :-) so here we go.
Ashley Trainer — As Jill, said, we’ve seen the flirt before. Bad news for Ashley...she’s not that hot.
Ben T. — “Ben is often seen with a girl on each arm and boldly claims he’s never been rejected.” It strikes me that the two aspects in that sentence are not necessarily connected.
Betsy Bolan — “She feels her skills as a cop will help her ...” She’s been a cop for ONE year! PUH-LEASE. Such a self assessment says she is not so great with self assessment.
Elizabeth Kim — An elitist lawyer. The worst kind of contestant.
Jaison Robinson — “boasts that, for a million dollars, he would snowboard all the way down Mount Everest.” I’d pay five bucks to watch some dumb ass kill himself like that. With an idiotic statement like that you gotta wonder if it was Zero who nominated him for military academy. The fact the didn’t take advantage of it tells me he’s some kind of pampered rich kid.
Marisa Calihan — working her way through college. Money would help her family. Gorgeous. Hard to not like her.
Mick Trimming — Mick’s pet peeve is when patients, who have neglected their health throughout their whole lives, come to him with extraordinary demands. Gotta love that.
“Oddly enough, the wildest thing he would do to win would be to “give a homeless person a tongue bath”...” Aw, man! That shi’ite won’t fly in camp.
Mike Borassi — Obamatron. First to be booted material. Will blame it on Bush.
Natalie White — “White plans to bring her background in pharmaceutical sales.” WTH! She’s gonna cure people’s headaches? Sale them coconuts? “I’m observant and flexible,...” I guess she’ll be able to bend over and see herself kissing her @ss goodbye. Sorry... couldn’t resist.
I love Southern Belles. But they don’t win Survivor.
Russell Hantz — “Russell can’t wait to get in the competition and show ‘these morons how it’s done.’” OH YEAH. That’s the attitude that will win.
Brett Clouser — T-Shirt Designer. BWAHAhahahahahahahah.... Is he wearing an example of his work? If so, he sucks as a designer. Will probably suck at survivor.
Dave Ball — “...he has a knack for reading people which has helped him through the rough spots. His innate intelligence...” Thinks a lot of himself. I’m sure the other tribe members will be impressed.
Erik Cardona — “His top hobby is skirt chasing....he does have a special female in his life … his dog, Adrian.”
Did anyone check to see if poor Adrian is wearing a dress?!
John Fincher — Rocket Scientist. Model good looks. Off to a great start. “He finds unskilled people amusing, and has no problem telling them to their face.” What?! How stupid is that. He’s going to get into some poor day laborer’s face and laugh at him? WTH is that about?
Please, please, please, create conflict with me.
Kelly Sharbaugh — most likely to take her clothes off in hopes of getting an offer from Playboy.
Laura Morett — grandmother,fitness instructor, Harley rider. I love it! But like Jill says, she better keep her religion to herself or she will be a target.
Monica Padilla — Oh, lord. A law student. Good looking and knows it. Easy to write this one off. HOWEVER, if she plays the game the way she says she will she could go far.
Russell Swan — lawyer. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, Survivor! Enough with the freakin assclown lawyers. “Russell’s hero is his dad...” At least he’s not all bad. “...he feels that others usually have a hard time dealing with his conversation style.” Translation: Russell has anger control issues and believes “the man” has been keeping his people down since...” Whatever....
Shannon Waters — Man. She’s all over the map. Hard to get a read. If she keeps her military career to herself and pretends she one of the “sisterhood” the lib lawyers and idiot young people might give her a chance. Otherwise...
Yasmin Giles — Geez...two freakin hair stylists? This season should be feature some of the most well-groomed layers ever to be stranded on an island. Is there a manicurist in the crowd? “...working in a beauty salon has helped her learn how to hustle because she is constantly competing with the other employees for new clientele.” LOL! Who knew that hairstyling was a contact sport?
All in all, a pretty sorry lot. Maybe it will be a good season bec the tribe members are so bad. I’ll follow up with my picks later.
The fat bulldog is already the worst I’ve ever seen on the show....what a worm! I would hate to personally know such a sexist, scandalous person. I really hope he’s gone next show, otherwise, this season will be looking bad.
King Garbage!
Fatboy Russell needs to go episode 2, otherwise, its going to be an ugly season, seeing a loser wreck the show for some good potential winners with his wretched game plan, that appeals to me none, and I am sure the same with many others. He will not make the jury, I guarantee! Better not anyway...a loyal watcher does not want to lose faith in a shows ability to pick contestants, whether it be him on the show, or the lack of sense of others to vote him out!
LOL. You and I both speak highly of Marisa and she’s the first one out. Figures.
First thoughts:
GREAT first episode. Two challenges, good start to character development, liked the “chiefs” twist. Has the potential to be a great season - of course, we can’t judge a season by one episode.
Marisa - oops, Mar-EE-sa - poor girl. Smart enough to realize that Russell’s a snake. Dumb enough to go up to him, tell him “I think you’re a snake,” and get herself voted out. She should have gone to everyone else, asked if Russell had tried to make alliance deals with them too, and gotten them together to vote him off.
As for Russell - he’s going to make this season very entertaining. I hope he lasts a while. If he wins, however, I’ll set my hair on fire.
Mike the nasty liberal met all my expectations when he made that racist comment about “I was suprised the black guy could swim well.” A politician with R after his or her name would have been crucified for that. Way to show the world how progressive you people really are, Mikey boy. You have my sincere thanks.
Contestants we saw absolutely nothing or almost nothing of: Brett, Dave, Kelly, Laura, Monica, Natalie, Yasmin
Next week looks good - Russell on the attack again and an uber-physical challenge. Looks like Jeff Probst has to step in and toss some people out for rule violations. Remember Sook Jai’s self-destruction on Survivor: Thailand?
“Jed, you were not in the attack zone when you leaped at Brian.”
“Stephanie, you were in the water! You weren’t even on the course when you pulled Ted off.”
And of course,
“Robb, you were not in the attack zone when you...grabbed Clay around the throat.”
Marisa -
Alas, I liked her.
Russell is something else. I hope he gets booted quickly. He's a A number 1 a-hole.
Mike ~ The fat chef likes working out? Lol. He claimed that he wasn't the weakest one, then they show him sitting there with his belly hanging out.
Ben the bartender is a nasty snot.. "I hate that bitch"
Shambo ! My first thought was.. Flake ! She might be a contender.
Betsy ~The Hippy/Cop, not sure what to make of her.
John ~ The Rocket Scientist. His "superior" intellect gets him booted quickly.
Other than that, I really like all these contestants.......
He says he's a millionaire. Says he runs an oil company.
Wonder if that oil company is a local delivery company and he runs 10 or 12 trucks owned by the bank?
The survivor boards at SeeBS are running about half and half. Half are saying “See, look at him. That's why this country is in the mess it is. He's just like all the other owners of oil companies.” The other half are like “He's a liar about everything.”
Did anyone else think it a little odd that some of the contestants had color coordinated clothes to match their tribal colors? ... and yet the men only had their underware to compete in.
Russell H. is a wicked ... wicked man. He ought to make this an interesting season.
Shambo's friends told her she was a female Rupert. Uh, no, I don't think so. She is likeable enough though and has a decent personality. I hope she sticks around long enough to kick Russell H's butt.
I was not impressed with our rocket scientist. I don't picture him sticking around too long.
It's a dog eat dog game and they're all wearing milkbone underware.
Foa Foa Tribe (Yellow Buffs): Ashley, Ben, Betsy, Elizabeth, Jaison, Mick, Mike, Natalie, Russell H.
Galu Tribe (Purple Buffs): Brett, Dave, Erik, John, Kelly, Laura, Monica, Russell S., Shannon, Yasmin
Losers: Marisa
MARISA VOTED OUT FIRST
Deep in the heart of the South Pacific, twenty Americans are marooned on the island nation of Samoa. These castaways have already been divided into two tribes: Galu, in purple, and Foa Foa, in yellow. The Galu Tribe consists of Brett, John, Russell Swan, Dave, Monica, Shambo, Yasmin, Laura, Kelly and Erik. The Foa Foa Tribe consists of Ben, Jaison, Mick, Russell Hantz, Mike, Marisa, Liz, Betsy, Natalie and Ashley. As the two tribes paddle their way to shore, first impressions are already forming. “There’s a guy who looks tough as nails. He looks like a pit bull. He’s like, I wouldn’t want to mess with him, that’s for sure,” says Marisa, in reference to her beefy tribemate, Russell. “I plan on making it as miserable as possible. Making it hell for everybody to get what I want,” confesses Russell of Foa Foa. For the next thirty-nine days, these castaways will push themselves to the limit to find out who has what it takes to outwit, outplay and outlast all the rest and become the Sole Survivor.
As the castaways arrive on a lush tropical beach, they are greeted by host Jeff Probst. Both Galu and Foa Foa stand on their respective colored mats as they are welcomed to Survivor: Samoa. For their first test, Jeff Probst assigns the first tribe decision: each tribe must elect a leader. Based only on body language and first impressions, the castaways are left with a difficult first decision to make, as Monica points out. “Taking on a leadership role in a game like Survivor is a death wish,” she says. Each of the tribe members cast their votes in private on a piece of parchment and head back to their mats.
Probst first asks the Galu Tribe to reveal their votes. One of the top three contenders for leader is Shambo, a bandana-wearing mullet-sporting ex-Marine, who reveals where she got her unique nickname. “I was in the United States Marine Corps and Rambo had the same bandana I had, so everybody was like, ‘Shannon, Rambo – Shambo,’ so that’s my game name and that’s what I’m here to do is play,” Shambo proudly states. Ultimately, with the majority of five votes cast for him with Erik and Shambo right behind him, Russell Swan is elected the tribe leader for Galu. Foa Foa almost unanimously votes for Mick Trimming, the 33 year-old doctor from Los Angeles, California, with Jaison the runner-up. Ben Browning, the 28 year-old bar manager from Los Angeles, California, is not surprised that he was not chosen to be the leader. “I’ve shot and killed and cleaned about everything you’re allowed to in Missouri and probably a few things you’re not. So I’ve done all this stuff before and I think a lot of these people are candy-asses,” says Ben. Jeff Probst then gives the new leaders their first task: they must put their leadership skills to the test by selecting members of their tribe to fulfill specific roles in the first reward challenge.
For the first pick, Mick chooses Jaison to be the swimmer for Foa Foa. “I played water polo through college in the national team, so I would like to think I’m a pretty good swimmer,” Jaison reveals. Russell chooses John as the swimmer for Galu, Erik as the strongest, Yasmin as the most agile, and Shambo as the smartest. Mick chooses Russell as the strongest person for Foa Foa, Marisa as the most agile, and Liz as the smartest. Liz, an Asian American, sees her selection as being stereotyped. “I think Mick chose me because I’m Asian and, while I certainly don’t take offense to the positive attributes of being an Asian because they’re smart, they’re supposed to be studious. There are also negative attributes like sneaky, conniving, and I just don’t want people attributing all of the negative attributes to me,” Liz worries.
After the participants have been chosen, host Jeff Probst explains the rules of the challenge. The designated swimmer will swim out, retrieve a key, and swim back to shore. The designated strong person will use that key to unlock a chain, freeing up two very heavy bundles of logs. They will then carry those logs back to their mat where the most agile person will use those logs to get up to a balance beam. They must maneuver across the balance beam while navigating another key through a rope maze. The designated smart person will use that key to unlock a bag of puzzle pieces, using the pieces to solve the puzzle. The first tribe to solve the puzzle will win fire in the form of flint.
Jeff yells, “Go!” and the swimmers race off into the water. Jaison wastes no time as he retrieves the key for Foa Foa, much to Mike’s shock. “Afro Americans aren’t known to be swimmers, you know?” Mike marvels. John soon has the key for Galu and races back to the mat just behind Jaison. Russell lifts the heavy bundle of logs with ease and darts back to the mat for Foa Foa while Erik struggles to make up time for Galu. Erik screams and drops the heavy bundle of logs before making his way back to Galu’s mat as Marisa of Foa Foa carefully maneuvers across the balance beam. Yasmin catches up to Marisa and the puzzle solvers are soon off in a race to the finish. Shambo and Liz are nearly neck-and-neck but, in the end, Liz wins it for Foa Foa. Now armed with flint, Marisa of Foa Foa praises Mick’s leadership. “We won the challenge because Mick made a very good choice on all legs,” she cheers. Jeff hands over the maps to the tribe camps as Foa Foa and Galu make their way to their new homes.
As the Foa Foa Tribe arrives at their camp, Mick takes charge to lead his tribe in the construction of a shelter. Ben, however, decides to put in his two cents and bosses Mick around, offering his unsolicited advice about how he thinks the shelter should be built. “If he wants to step up and take control of things, you know what? Have at it my friend because he’ll paint his own target,” says Mick.
Meanwhile, at Foa Foa, Russell immediately begins forming secret alliances with the women of his tribe. “I didn’t come here to work. I came here to play. You got to talk about alliances as soon as you step on this island,” says Russell. “My strategy is to be able to have a secret alliance with each one of these dumb girls,” he continues. Russell quickly meets secretly with each of the girls; Ashley, Natalie, Marisa, and Betsy, promising each of them that he will take them to the end. “I got an alliance with the dumb short-haired blonde, the even dumber long-haired blonde and the dark haired girl. I’d like to call it my dumb-ass girl alliance. I told them exactly the same thing and I believe they’re just gullible enough to believe it,” Russell smugly admits. Betsy Bolan, the 48 year-old police officer from Campton, New Hampshire, smells trouble after being approached by Russell. “I did make an alliance with him, but I don’t trust him,” says Betsy.
After their defeat at the first reward challenge, Galu looks to their newly elected leader, Russell, for direction in building their shelter. Russell, feeling vulnerable, decides to take charge and cordially instructs his tribemates on how to erect the roof for the shelter. Shambo speaks for the tribe as she cheerfully expresses enthusiasm for Russell’s decision-making. “I felt, yeah, we do have a leader,” says Shambo. Soon the entire tribe is off working as a team gathering materials, until John puts progress to an abrupt halt. He becomes hung up on the fact that things must be thoroughly planned out before construction can begin, much to Shambo’s disapproval. “John is very much all talk, no business,” she complains. Soon, the Galu Tribe is off taking a break in the ocean, soaking and laughing as Shambo alienates herself from the rest of her younger tribemates on shore. Her approval of Russell’s leadership begins to dwindle as the tribe’s progress does the same. “In my opinion he needs to open up a can of whoop-ass and lay some laws down. That’s what I would’ve done. That would’ve been my game plan,” says Shambo.
As night falls, the Foa Foa Tribe lays under the stars as Russell shares a personal story. He proceeds to tell his tribe that he was a firefighter in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina and that he was in his house with his dog, Rocky, when the levy broke. As the house flooded, he searched for the canine, but it was too late. As the women of Foa Foa weep at the sad story, Russell secretly laughs that they bought it. “I never lived in New Orleans. I’m not a fireman. I never even had a German Shepherd,” Russell chuckles. “I mean, it’s crazy how you can break their hearts by telling them a lie,” he laughs. Marisa, on the other hand, is skeptical of the motivations behind Russell’s story. “I just think that he was angling at stuff and I’m starting to feel like he’s pretty slimy,” says Marisa.
Later in the night, while Foa Foa sleeps, Russell begins to sabotage his own camp by emptying out the canteens of water and throwing Jaison’s socks in the fire. “I plan on making it as miserable as possible for everybody,” Russell reveals. “If I can control how they feel, I can control how they think. I’m really a multi-millionaire. I own an oil company in Houston. I’m not here for the money. I’m only here to show people how easy it is to win this game. I’m the worst one to trust out here. I should be the first one to go, but I’m going to do everything it takes to win this game,” Russell pledges.
The next morning, the Foa Foa members are shocked to discover that their water supply is gone. Jaison is angered to find that his socks are missing, and soon the entire tribe is in disarray as Ben argues with Marisa over boiling the water for drinking. “They’re hollering at each other right now and I’m just going to sit back and watch it happen,” Russell boasts. “Right now I am running the whole show and they don’t even know it, but I know I am,” he continues.
The Galu and Foa Foa tribes arrive on their respective mats for the immunity challenge. Host Jeff Probst asks Galu’s leader, Russell, how he fells about his tribe. Russell enthusiastically praises them for doing such a great job working as a team. Ben, of Foa Foa, sarcastically replies to Russell’s comment, saying that those are “things losers say,” which fires up Galu to win. Jeff Probst then explains the rules of the challenge. Six members of each tribe will race across a series of A-frames while carrying three coils of rope. They will then use that rope to pull a heavy crate to the finish platform where the four remaining tribe members will disassemble the crate and then use the pieces to solve a puzzle. The first tribe to finish the puzzle will win immunity.
At Jeff’s signal, both tribes race to climb over the first A-frame. Galu is off to an instant lead as they fly over it with ease. At the second A-frame, Galu remains in the lead with Foa Foa falling behind. At the third A-frame, Galu forms a human pyramid and is soon over. Foa Foa struggles as they race to catch up with Galu. Foa Foa catches up with Galu when Russell rapidly drags the crate of puzzle pieces towards him. The fate of the tribes is now in the hands of the puzzle solvers. Foa Foa takes the lead in solving the puzzle with Galu struggling. Out of nowhere, Galu makes huge progress and surpasses Foa Foa in the lead. Galu solves the puzzle, winning tribal immunity and sending Foa Foa to the first Tribal Council.
The defeated Foa Foa tribe returns to camp, faced with the difficult decision of who to vote out at Tribal Council. Mike approaches his leader, Mick, and pitches voting out the weakest player, which he believes is Ashley. On another side of camp, Marisa openly admits to Russell that he makes her feel uncomfortable. “How do you come to me and threaten me and telling me that you feel uncomfortable. Marisa is the dumbest player I’ve ever seen,” Russell snaps. “You come up to me and threaten me, you gotta go, and she’s gone,” he decides.
Russell then proceeds to approach each of his tribe members one-on-one with the notion of ousting Marisa for threatening him. “My tribe will believe anything I tell them at any point because they’re just stupid,” Russell laughs. “They’ll run when I tell them to run. They’ll walk when I tell them to walk and when I’m finished with them, just throw them in the trash,” Russell confidently states. Betsy, however, is not as easily persuaded by Russell’s tactics, and warns Natalie not to trust him. “Give me a reason,” Natalie demands. “Oh I don’t know…a woman’s intuition,” Betsy replies.
At Tribal Council, Ashley brushes off the challenge loss by carelessly stating, “It is what it is.” Betsy singles out Ashley as the weakest link in her tribe, much to Russell’s disapproval. Russell attacks Marisa for openly threatening him, which is backed up by Ben. The two attack Marisa, but she stands her ground and insists that Russell is untrustworthy. Marisa ultimately apologizes for making an unintelligent move in being too outspoken, and assures her tribemates that it will never happen again. With that, the Foa Foa members cast their votes and, with seven out of the ten votes cast against her, Russell got his way, and Marisa was voted out. Marisa Calihan, the 26 year-old student from Cincinnati, Ohio, became the first person voted out of SURVIVOR: SAMOA.
I'll be back on Thursday with next week's preview and picks.
Bill Cosby, you weren't a sellout then, but you are one now.
I have to say that Russell the Evil does have some great tactics. Actually he playing the way my husband said he would.
I think it will be an intereting season.
Yep, every season we get these contestants who look great on paper but end up disappointing when we actually see them on the show. John did poorly on the swimming leg of the first challenge, then just lay on the mat like a dead fish during the rest of it. I don't like Erik based on his bio, but he had a good point when he said that John should have pulled his ass up rather than just lying there.
Then John alienated the rest of his tribe when they were building the shelter. If Galu had lost the immunity challenge, the athletic rocket scientist might have been the first one voted out.
Some interesting facts:
Three seasons in a row, the first person voted out has been an athletic young woman. If I went on the show, I might be voted out first!
Eight out of the past ten Survivor winners have been male.
His Katrina story was a smart move from a strategic point of view. It got him major sympathy right away and even Marisa, who said she didn't trust him, believed the Katrina story.
From an ethical point of view, of course, it was disgusting. If I was a contestant out there, I would have kicked his ass as soon as I found out he was lying.
At least the boards at SeeBS and Survivor Sucks, while both dominated by liberals, have SOME independent thinkers. Television Without Pity, on the other hand, is completely leftist and allows no dissent at all. Stalin would be proud.
It's a paraphrase of something Norm said years ago in an episode of Cheers.
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