I'll bet she was so stoned the dog could have chewed of her toes and she would have never noticed.
Put Both of them in prison..At least they can’t breed for a few years!
Maybe. When I was newly divorced I was sometimes so exhausted I wasn't safe behind the wheel of a car; once the burglar alarm went off in our house, the phone rang as the alarm company tried to call me, the cops came, and I slept through it all.
Also, sometimes when there is sudden very bad pain a baby will go rigid and silent instead of screaming. That might have happened in this situation.