My Dear Mr. Cleaver:
This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words, rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.
For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph, which part is the inspired creation of the producers of this very fine series.
Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series. This is the last line of the filler material of the note. No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.
I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s unusual conduct.
Yours truly, Cornelia Rayburn
I remember reading about this online before. Shame the average family went from the Cleavers to the Bundys in such a short amount of time.
That’s neat! Shorpy was a distant relative of mine.
I just hope Ward isn’t too hard on the Beaver....
Those were the day’s...
I thought it was "to the aid of their country".
Thanks for the link!
(Joe Flaherty as WARD): "Beaver, I even heard you were killed in Vietnam!"
(John Candy as THE BEAVER): "Not me, Dad!"
I was half expecting that the content of the letter was going to be about how the school was requiring Wally and the Beaver to have to listen to some address given by Kennedy.
What fun!
LOL
I still watch reruns of Leave It to Beaver.