[Little Bill]

Why did God make women the way they are?

So you want to jump on their bones.

I think that men have, being one, have THEIR, ideal woman imprinted, on their minds. Leads to some odd match ups.

[meadsjn]

God visits Adam a couple of weeks after the appearance of Eve.
"So Adam, how do you like your new partner?", He asks.

Adam thinks a minute, then replies, "She's soft, and warm, and pleasant to behold, fetches all the wood and water, even cooks the food. And all the while she is happy, pleasant, smiling; lots of fun to be with. Thank you so much."

God responds, "I'm glad you are happy with the gift. I made her that way so you would like her."

Adam thinks a minute more, then asks, "But why did she have to be so dense?"

God sighs, then replies, "Adam, I made her that way so she would like you."