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To: Little Bill
God visits Adam a couple of weeks after the appearance of Eve.
"So Adam, how do you like your new partner?", He asks.

Adam thinks a minute, then replies, "She's soft, and warm, and pleasant to behold, fetches all the wood and water, even cooks the food. And all the while she is happy, pleasant, smiling; lots of fun to be with. Thank you so much."

God responds, "I'm glad you are happy with the gift. I made her that way so you would like her."

Adam thinks a minute more, then asks, "But why did she have to be so dense?"

God sighs, then replies, "Adam, I made her that way so she would like you."

95 posted on 09/03/2009 12:39:52 PM PDT by meadsjn
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To: meadsjn

I like to think about my own Family history. The injuns are at the door and mama is reloading and seven months pregnant, and she says to herself, “I hope that this is the Man I though I married”.


107 posted on 09/03/2009 12:58:00 PM PDT by Little Bill (Carol Che-Porter is a MOONBAT.)
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