Bum - Replaced by Homeless Person
Criminal - Replaced by behaviorally challenged
Factory - Replaced by Plant
Failure - Replaced by deferred success
Founding Fathers - Replaced by The Founders.
Home-ec (Home Economics) - Replaced by Family and Consumer Sciences
Illegal Aliens – Replaced by Undocumented Immigrants
Jungle - Replaced by Rainforest
Lumberjack - Replaced by Murderer
Natural Disaster - replaced by Unnatural Event caused by man's destruction of the environment.
Psycho - Replaced by Pathologically High-Spirited
Swamp - Replaced by Wetland
You forgot one -
Terrorist Act - Replaced with “Man Made Disaster.”
I’m omitting my comentary which would get me banned...
“I sat on my homeless person, silently propelling my boat through the rainforest wetland.”
Doesn’t quite convey, “I sat on my bum, while I silently paddled my punt through the jungle swamp.”
Terrorist Attack - Replaced by Accident
So... I slipped on the ice and fell on my homeless person? Who knew?