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Woman burned filling gas can
Southtown Chicago ^
| August 28, 2009
Posted on 08/28/2009 7:26:30 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Max_850
Spell check is your friend....
Here in the South, that's how we pronounce the word "FIRE".
....which reminds me of a joke.
Southern Baptist biblical scholars figured out the 3 wise men were actually Fire Fighters. Their reasoning? Simple really, they had all just come from a "far".
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:45:20 AM PDT
by
109ACS
(Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed!)
To: KeyLargo
Darwin nominees must stop themselves from breeding
Publik skool anyone?
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:46:04 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(Liberalism: The gift that keeps on taking ... .. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: KeyLargo
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:47:06 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
To: Constitution Day
Reminds me of little Johnny who played one of the wise men in the Christmas pageant. He showed up for the dress rehearsal in a fireman’s hat. When questioned by his teacher, he said, “But you said that they came from afar!”
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:47:18 AM PDT
by
NCjim
("Lies have to be covered up, truth can run around naked." - Johnny Cash)
To: Outlaw Woman
And the winner of this years Darwin Award is . . . . She didn't die, thus she is disqualified.
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:47:32 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: 109ACS
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:48:52 AM PDT
by
NCjim
("Lies have to be covered up, truth can run around naked." - Johnny Cash)
To: KeyLargo
This will give Illinois dems good reason to force station owners to remove self serve and replace with full serve ONLY like in NJ. This, of course, will close some stations and increase the cost of gas as it did in NJ.
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:48:59 AM PDT
by
albie
To: KeyLargo
bets she was an Obama voter??
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:49:16 AM PDT
by
skully
(How much evil can an evil monger monger; if an evil monger can monger evil??!!)
To: KeyLargo
Obviously she needs to sue the oil companies for producing not one but two dangerous products.
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:49:29 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: KeyLargo
I clicked on this article because I thought some weird thing had happened - something you never would have thought of to cause this accident....only to learn she was just a dumbass.
To: Max_850
Spell check is your friend.... i had thought you meant to say "far,"... i liked it...
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:54:13 AM PDT
by
latina4dubya
( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
To: Max_850
Spell check is your friend.... Fire... far, it all depends on where you live :)
My dad used to start fars, and he had R in his tires, and the bombers that he worked on dropped bums!
But spell check is my friend, and a close one too, I might add!
To: KeyLargo
And the Darwin Award winner goes to.......
To: Outlaw Woman
oops, posted about the same response as you.
To: Max_850
He probably meant to say FAR. That is a southern drawl way of saying Fire. Poking fun of the hick who set herself on FAR. A friend of mine is from Arkansas, when her mother got angry she would say “That just makes me mad as far Marilyn Rae”
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posted on
08/28/2009 8:00:55 AM PDT
by
buffyt
(Will FreeRepublic be censored or silenced by FCC Diversity Czar Mark Lloyd?)
To: KeyLargo
Straight out of an old Three Stooges routine.
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posted on
08/28/2009 8:01:58 AM PDT
by
mbs6
To: 1rudeboy
Not all Darwinians die. In any case, she should qualify for some STUPID award.
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posted on
08/28/2009 8:04:44 AM PDT
by
Outlaw Woman
(Hey............How's that Hope and Change Thingy workin' for ya?)
To: Outlaw Woman
Yes, but in order to qualify for the Darwin Awards, you must.
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posted on
08/28/2009 8:05:54 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: 109ACS
Hookt on Fonics Werks Fur Yoo!
To: Constitution Day
“Forced Fars” here in the Ozarks.
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posted on
08/28/2009 8:08:49 AM PDT
by
Judith Anne
(Drill here! Drill NOW! Defund the EPA!)
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