I think I've found her perfect mate.
Posted on 08/27/2009 5:35:03 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
ZACHARY, LOUISIANA (WAFB) - Zachary police say surveillance video shows a woman steal a 12-pack of beer from a small grocery store by putting it between her legs and waddling away.
She is also suspected of shoving several cans of soda into her top.
The Miller Light and soft drinks were taken from the Cross Roads Grocery on August 2.
"It's just amazing how people go this far to steal," said David McDavid with the police department. "It just doesn't make sense."
However, this "beer between the legs" bandit apparently didn't work alone.
The video also shows a man try to hide the woman as she shimmies down the aisle while tucking the beer between her legs.
Zachary police are also looking for her alleged partner in crime.
Nooooooooooo! And we just bought, not waddled, a case. How can I drink it now?
You can't. Better send it to me.
I think I've found her perfect mate.
How come you can drink it? But anyway, which ones do you want? I like the smoky Islay's and it's a mixed case of Oban, Talisker, Bowmore, Classic of Islay, Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Caol Ila, and one bottle of Cuart-beatha.
Actually I can’t drink it, but I have a buddy who can. Waste not, want not.
Well, I hope it’s a really, really good buddy. Soooo... he likes Hitlery?
No, he likes Scotch.
Years ago, I was a soft drink salesman in Ft. Worth Texas. My area included a piece of the urban black section of town. I was in the front of a small neighborhood grocery store when the owner hauled a older black women up front and threatened to call the police if she didn't give up the cantaloupe she was hiding.
She hiked up her dress, squatted down and plopped out the cantaloupe onto the floor right out of her birth canal.
I swear this is true.
Some things that are seen cannot be unseen. I know this to be a fact
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