[OldDeckHand]

If he can turn them into dinosaurs, how long until ACORN turns them into registered Democrats?

[PureSolace]

IT’s like Biological Alchemy... hmmm, that would be a cool name for a band. Biological Alchemy.

[Natural Law]

Think of the commercial possibilities. On a diet of scrap plywood these beasts could crow to several tons in a year.

[RichInOC]

What could possibly go wrong?

[IYAS9YAS]

Oh sure. It’s all fun and games until someone becomes lunch.

[texmexis best]

Oh great....an 8 ton Rhode island rooster....crowing at daylight.

[Doc Savage]

Check congress. It’s full of them!

[DannyTN]

then it again proves that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs."

When was the first time?

If these "genetic switches" exist, then it is likely that "genetic switch" and the genetic code for chicken existed in the dinosaur too.

Which would mean that the chicken DNA is not an "evolutionary product" but rather a selection of genetic potential that already existed from the beginning.

[FTJM]

When this is reported, it’s never close to happening. Just hype for attention. The question is what is being done now that isn’t reported....

[frithguild]

[SJSAMPLE]

Awsome!!!

The end of “Jurassic Park” wasn’t a nightmare.
It was a DREAM.

A dream of dodging triceratops on the freeway.
Of fighting my way into my home with a Franchi SPAS-12 or a Benelli M1 Super 90.
Of using a .50 cal to cover the dog while he went outside to crap.

I can only pray that this succeeds.

[HerrBlucher]

Wait till these chickens come home to roost.

[DannyTN]

I read a science fiction story once, where a scientist decided that crocodiles were lazy because of a heart defect. So he performed heart surgery on a few and they grew into dragons, bred and took over the world.

Of course the story didn’t explain why the offspring didn’t have the same genetic heart defect as it’s parents.

[muawiyah]

The very next news story up was "Massachusetts Leaders Weigh Giving Governor Appointment Power to Replace Kennedy" ~ which may well be the answer.

Just take some leftover otherwise useless stemcells out of Kennedy (decant that ol'boy right down to a Mason jar in fact) and turn a chicken into a Kennedy.

The Massachusetts Dems would vote for the chicken Fur Shur.

[70th Division]

I’m going to need a bigger grill!

[Our man in washington]

If I wanted to see a chicken who turned into a dinosaur, I’d go hear Bill Clinton speak.

[epluribus_2]

“Yeah, ooh, aah, that’s how it always starts. Later comes the running and the screaming.”

[a fool in paradise]

It's almost as mad an idea as turning poodles into pandas.

[JimRed]

Lots of fun sci-fi movies start off that way...

[Springman]

Your tax dollars at work?

[BJClinton]

What does dinosaur taste like?