[Natural Law]

Think of the commercial possibilities. On a diet of scrap plywood these beasts could crow to several tons in a year.

[OldDeckHand]

"Think of the commercial possibilities. On a diet of scrap plywood these beasts could crow to several tons in a year."

To say nothing of the literary possibilities. For the first time in decades, Tweety Bird could strike fear into the heart of the PuddyCat.

[Portcall24]

Q: So what do they taste like?

A: We don't know, we've never been able to kill one.