As Seen on TV: Is Aspray for real?

WalletPop ^ | Aug 24th 2009 at 4:00PM | Mitch Lipka

[a fool in paradise]

Perhaps the most offensive infomercial you'll ever see is an advertisement for a spray that claims to be able to prevent butt-stink and every other odor no single deodorant would dare to tackle.

"Aspray goes where other deodorants can't. Aspray your butt," the announcer boasts. "Aspray under your arms. Aspray your feet. You can even Aspray your privates."

Then, to top it off, a woman is shown crossing her legs and spraying her crotch, followed by this line:. "Aspray is safe for all your odor zones."

MSNBC told The Washington Post the network aired the commercial once in the overnight hours and will never air it again. Instead, it is a sensation on YouTube.

The "Doc Bottoms Aspray" -- it's pronounced A-spray, though most certainly intended to be remembered for an alternative pronunciation -- seems more like a Saturday Night Live skit than a real product. Case in point, the commercial includes a supposed testimonial from sweaty contractor "Lanny F.," who proclaims in animated fashion, "I've got odors in special places," later noting: "My butt."

You can get two Aspray containers for $14.95 plus $7.95 shipping and handling each. That brings the total to $30.85. But wait, there's more. You also get the "Pocket Shot," which we're told is "Perfect for on the go or give it to your smelly friend."

Charming.

And there you have it: the special recipe for getting a product noticed for the depths it has plummeted. The best part is all this publicity is free -- a big savings over the cost of airing an infomercial.

Oh yeah, it is good for a laugh, too.

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

[WakeUpAndVote]

But, will it work on hippies?

[a fool in paradise]

Don't forget to replace the Ascap

[svcw]

Their web site: https://www.buyaspray.com/flare/next

[a fool in paradise]

There isn’t enough spray in existence

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=smelly+hippy&sa=N&start=20&ndsp=20

[a fool in paradise]

Is it halal?

[cweese]

Not to be confused with ‘Liquid Ass’ -—> http://www.prankplace.com/liquidass.htm

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Here’s a sort of funny parody;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAMDMVCmkd8

[murron]

What will they think of next?

[jonno]

A-Spray?

How ‘bout just washing that skanky butt??

[Daffynition]

[theFIRMbss]

>Apply directly to your anus

Now that is a line
you don't get to type often
here in the forum.

[a fool in paradise]

Butt-On?!!!

[Jo Nuvark]

Aspray makes sense to libs who want us to save
water and only use one square of tissue to ...
er ... wipe ourselves.

Next ... bug spray for people, ‘cuz we’re gonna
need it if we neglect hygiene.

Next ... plague. Obummer won’t have to bother
with internment camps for Christians and dissenters.

[Daffynition]

Oh wait, it's just Laz. ;-P

[Brett66]

This isn't a new concept:

[OB1kNOb]

With all the libtards using just one sheet of toilet paper, this may be a good product in a growing market...../s