[JoeProBono]

[Batman11]

...and here I always thought that they had lost one shoe.

[ElayneJ]

Interesting. Read later.

[Dacula]

How do you know when a family of pink flamingos moves into your neighborhood?

They put plastic illegal aliens in their front yard

[DieHard the Hunter]

Budgerigars, Cockatiels and Parrots also stand on one leg. It is a sign of ill health when they do not.

[Yardstick]

I just think they’re showing off.

[right way right]

Because they can?

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Flamingo Scientists

[dfwgator]

Because they can?

[right way right]

Had a neighbor who complained constantly about another neighbors boat that they had to look at (never mind the fact that they bought a house with a driveway view.)Any way the neighbors just bristled back and decorated the whole property line in front of the boat with 10 flamingos.

I laughed my ...ss off.

[Daffynition]

Another little known scientific factoid ...

[Pessimist]

I coulda told ‘em that for free.

We had parakeets when I was a kid, and at night they’d always stand on one leg and tuck their beak into their back feathers to stay warm.

[Political Junkie Too]

This year's winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest in the Detective genre:

She walked into my office on legs as long as one of those long-legged birds that you see in Florida - the pink ones, not the white ones - except that she was standing on both of them, not just one of them, like those birds, the pink ones, and she wasn't wearing pink, but I knew right away that she was trouble, which those birds usually aren't.

Eric Rice
Sun Prairie, WI

-PJ

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

I couldn’t get to sleep last night wondering...

[stormer]

[bert]

after the bird flu....