Joshua has been taking the bus to his local Whole Foods in New York City.... to fulfill his fresh vegetable and organic produce needs..... a 45-year-old blogger.
I bet the chicks just love this guy.
Scene: A Bar in NYC:
Woman at Bar: So, what do you do?
Joshua: I’m a blogger.
Woman at Bar: No, I mean what do you DO?
Joshua: I’m a blogger.
Woman at Bar: No, I mean what do you do for WORK?
Joshua: I’m a blogger.
Woman at Bar: Oh.
(pause)
Woman at Bar: What do you drive?
Joshua: I took the bus.
Woman at Bar: Get lost, loser.