The barber put a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asked, "Which do you want, son?" The boy took the quarters and left.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Upon leaving, the customer saw the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Don't you know that a dollar is worth more than two quarters?
"Sure I do, mister!" replied the lad.
"Well, then why on earth did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied, "Because, The day I take the dollar from him, the game's over!"
That’s very clever on many levels.
That's hilarious!
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