Woman to W.Churchill at a dinner:
“You, Sir, are drunk”
Churchill reply:
“Yes, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly”
ATTENTION - ROADS CLOSED THIS WEEKEND
For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised:
Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29 & I-90 will be closed this weekend Expect
long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic
disruptions in Charleston, WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO, Kansas City, MO, and Omaha,
NE. A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota so
that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt. Rushmore.