[twister881]

Geico runs the world's worst ads, and Progressive is exactly what it sounds like — an insurance company run by lefties. P&G always has been afraid of its own shadow. And lawyers.com? — who gives a **** about promoting bottom-feeders? Beck will have plenty of advertisers who stick.

[Verginius Rufus]

All to the good...I usually switch channels whenever a GEICO or Progressive commercial comes on. The lizard was OK at first until he adopted the phony British accent (are geckos indigenous to England?), and the girl in the Progressive ads is too annoying to watch.

[khnyny]

Geico runs the world's worst ads, and Progressive is exactly what it sounds like — an insurance company run by lefties. P&G always has been afraid of its own shadow. And lawyers.com? — who gives a **** about promoting bottom-feeders? Beck will have plenty of advertisers who stick.

Perfect, LOL. I agree completely.

[Ann Archy]

I thought GEICO stood for Government Employess Ins. Co.

[N. Theknow]

And lawyers.com? — who gives a **** about promoting bottom-feeders?

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It doesn't matter to me, I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"