[nickcarraway]

Magic?

[al baby]

He is an a hole

[BOBTHENAILER]

He and Baitullah have a lot in common.

[Yossarian]

He is safe and has started anew again in a new place both physically and mentally. Stop this search immediately.”

I'm sure Guido the Debt Collector - and his very understanding (cough) ex who's raising his offspring - will surely heed this reasonable request.

[ikka]

Levi Johnston, there is a remote Mexican fishing village that is missing its village idiot. You’ll do...

[Harley]

Pat simply wishes to be left alone. Let him live his life in peace and harmony. He is safe and has started anew again in a new place both physically and mentally. Stop this search immediately.”

I smell a guy that's shopping for a reality series. Kind of a remake of Gilligan's Island, but with just Gilligan...and in Spanish.

[A.A. Cunningham]

He is back from the dead, literally.

You've got to be dead first to come back.

[LiberConservative]

I guess he’s never been mellow.

[SunkenCiv]

McDermott had disappeared from the public eye abruptly, way back in 2005 and was assumed to be dead... Patrick had gone missing after he had left for a fishing trip off the coast of California. His wallet, keys and boat were left behind but there was no trace of him... She ultimately got over her grief and married again in the year 2008... Investigators believe that McDermott is presently working as a deckhand in a remote, small Mexican fishing town called Sayulita.