Too late man. You’re already on “The List” that Obama is keeping. Good luck. See you in the gulag.
He can always claim his cat signed him up, like that guy who was busted for child pornography. If he does that, swears a loyalty oath to Obama and beats up a few conservatives at town halls, to show he is serious, the Dear Leader will probably forgive him.
Hey wait a minute -- Obama is a compassionate man -- those aren't gulags, they're re-education camps.
Aren't we all...
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