HELP! How can I delete my account??

[MHGinTN]

I have a theory, dreamed up while reading through Lazamataz’s profile page: I think the Admin MOd creates these faux people, to give the Freeper cats something to play with so they remain sharp.

[BlueLancer]

Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar;
By now the fighting will be close at hand.
Don't believe the Church and State,
Or anything they tell you;
Believe in me, I'm with the High Command.

[BlueLancer]

Heck, even that’s not an Opus from the old days ...

[Since 2009-07-21]

If you leave, it means you're gay.

[Zeppo]

Don't tell anybody, but the answer to your question is "42"...

Um, no, what I really meant to say was, the answer is "230 8-11"...

[Zeppo]

7 out of 10 at best, IMHO...

[Shaun_MD]

I tried. I need to work on my vitriol.

[Shaun_MD]

LOL I remember some of those old opuses from the past.

[Mjaye]

Hey there, Al,

For lack of a better analogy, think of FR as a Roach Motel. You check in but you don’t check out.

Seriously, if you leave FR, and as others have pointed out, the decent thing to do is write an exit opus. It should properly bemoan the abuse/insensitivity/mean-spiritedness you encountered here, giving examples. The longer and more poignant, the better.

Cue the violins...

[BlueLancer]

Paragraph after paragraph after paragraph of venting about supposed thread confrontations from years ago, vitriolic abuses against the moderators and Jim-Rob, claims of victimship from covert secret cabals of other Freepers ... man, those were some good ones ...

And we could almost always turn the threads into cheese-and-moose fests of the highest order ...

Great days ...

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RESISTOR

Swear allegiance to the flag, whatever flag they offer;
Never hint at what you really feel.
Teach the children quietly for, someday, sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still.

Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK)

[sickoflibs]

RE :”An interesting proposition, given the Obamanation’s scare tactics of late. ‘

Tell him he is reported to snitch@whitehouse.gov,

[Shaun_MD]

Yep lol

[Shaun_MD]

Proper Opuses should include long, profanity laced tirades, attacks against the mods, and possibly a link to DU and pics of Helen Thomas

[count-your-change]

Take a large catfish and a kitchen chair. Using duct tape.....oops! someone tore the next page out of the instructions so I guess you’ll have to use your imagination from here.

Anyway, if you get started right now, you’ll be logged out within 6 to 8 weeks.

No,no,no, don’t thank me, glad to help, off you go.

[sharkhawk]

Green eyed Blonde?

Who actually turned out to be some 40 year male.

God I spend too much time here.

[TigersEye]

You're a victim. You will always be a victim until you decide not to be.
No one else can help you with that.

[TigersEye]

Proper Opuses should include long, profanity laced tirades, attacks against the mods, and possibly a link to DU and pics of Helen Thomas

That's right, we accept no quitters here. The only way out is to become an enemy and then, and only then, the Viking Kitties will rain down unimaginable destructive powers on your sorry fetid arse. If you're lucky that will erase your account. Or not.

[GQuagmire]

Just leave and don't come back to Free Republic. Go get your GED. PLEASE get the the hell out of Texas, try California, Massachusetts or New York, you will like it there.


We have enough here in MA. No more please....

[TalonDJ]

You forgot to say, “This site was great until XYZ group took over”. Come on, at least throw us a bone so we can know if we offended you. I am trying to up my score.

[GQuagmire]

Two opus for one alert.