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DTG 080139Z AUGUST 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: TROLL
RE: POST 1
1. PERIMETER SENSORS INDICATE HIGH-CONFIDENCE TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO AND RECOMMENDING LEVEL ONE SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEP FORUM (S.N.I.F.F.).
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT CONFIRM/DENY TO FREEPNORAD AS AVAILABLE. ALL ELEMENTS ARE FURTHER DIRECTED TO XMIT CALL-BACK MESSAGE TO INDICATE POSITIVE TARGET LOCK.
4. WATCH NCOIC WILL COORDINATE COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER. ALL ELEMENTS ARE TO INCREASE READINESS LEVELS PENDING STRIKE ORDER FROM FR MODERATOR COMMAND.
5. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.
6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: SPORK-WEASEL.
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NOTHING FOLLOWS
EOM EOM EOM
NOTE: PARSY BLACK OPS DETECTS ANARCHO-CAPITALIST:
1. NOTE USE TERM SOCIALIST FOR DEMS;
2. NOTE RON PAUL OPTION.
RECOMMEND RE-EDUCATION CAMP DELTA 3.
PARSY, WHO IS IN BLACK HELICOPTER HEADED TO THE COLBERT SHOW
IATZ
Stephen Colbert???
He’s DEAD, Jim !!!